Int. Supermarket
A man is looking at a display, which is offscreen.
Man: Now, do I pay the extra and go for Tesco’s Finest? Or, do I get Tesco’s Value which is less fancy, but half the price?
The camera pulls out to reveal that he is looking at the ‘FUCKS’ section. Standing there is a beautiful woman in a bikini. Next to her stands an ugly woman wearing a stained nightie and drinking lager.
Ends
How about finest=women in bikini
organic=hairy woman in mu mu,
nah, value= copy of readers wives, and a jar of hand cream
maybe aldi=shovel, and a map of a graveyard
Yeah, I guess you're right Paul. Although, I think labels would be a bit too obvious. I think the beauty/ugly thing would get the point across.
I'll edit the rest out as it prolongs the sketch and weakens the main punchline.
Yes liked this.
I can see this being shot with one woman wearing a shiny sliver bikini and the other a cheap blue/red white manky nightie matching the 'Finest' and 'Value' ranges liverys.