I want a sucking guitar!
What makes a bad apple? Page 3
I think its a question of too much chemicals, possible over-fertilization and climate change. Warmer temperatures will bring newer and more hazardous diseases for our orchards. In years to come, the cider making industry might not be worth jack shit. Of course GM sprays dont help in my opinion. You've no sooner bought a Granny Smiths from Tescos and its as black as the ace of spades when you put it in your fruit bowl.
Poor old jac. 
Cheers Zooo but I had victims who deserve your sympathy more.
Anywhoo onto funnier things!
Poor old victims
I had a bad apple once. It had half a worm in it.
bastard worms, hang 'em I say.
I wonder what happened to the other half of the worm?
Yey Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Poor victawims.
Did you rescue the worm Zooo! Send it to the worm sanctuary, for worms.
Quote: zooo @ February 17, 2008, 10:35 PMI had a bad apple once. It had half a worm in it.
Quote: jacparov @ February 17, 2008, 10:37 PMbastard worms, hang 'em I say.
I wonder what happened to the other half of the worm?
Well precisely, I'd already bit into it...
And did you hang the remaining half? After a fair trial of course.
No. I planted it and hoped to grow a new one.
It's a true fact. What's worse than a worm in your apple? Half a worm.
I had an apple core once.. then a big boy took it and ran away..
Quote: Charley @ February 17, 2008, 10:09 PMI could do with a strudel!
I bet you could.
(I trust that's a euphemism)
I had an apple core once.. then a big boy took it and ran away..
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Cor Bramley! Your taking the pips