This is just a quick idea that needs more work but it's inspired by the general view on here that daytime TV reality hosts lack integrity and genuine concern for their victims...err... sorry... guests:
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INT – TV STUDIO – DAY
THE LIGHTS COME UP AND IN THE MIDDLE SITING IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE IN THE GUEST’S SEAT IS AUBREY GUILE.
THE PRESENTER, DRESSED IN BURBERRY WALKS ON SET TO LOTS OF WHOOPING AND HOLLEREING FROM THE AUDIENCE. THEY ARE DRESSED IN A SIMILAR STYLE TO THE PRESENTER.
PRESENTER:
Hello everybody an’ that and welcome to Fight for your Right. Today we axe “Reality TV presenters - a force for good or just self-serving manipulating bastards?” Let’s hear Darren’s story. Darren me man you was on one them shows ain’t it? Tell us what happened.
DARREN IS ABOUT 18 AND WEARING LOTS OF BLING
DARREN:
Yeah I went on one of his…
HE POINTS AT AUBREY.
DARREN:
I like to have sex wif animals it was called.
PRESENTER:
What happened after you’d been on the show?
DARREN:
I was hounded out of my neighbourhood. It’s wrecked my relationship wif my gell and my life too.
PRESENTER:
OK Mr Guile. What have you got to say to that? You’ve ruined a life here just for ratings.
GUILE:
Well that’s not quite all the story really. You see…
PRESENTER (INTURRUPTING & SHOUTING):
WE’VE AIN’T GOT NO TIME TO LISTEN TO YOUR EXCUSES MAN. IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO…
THE PRESENTER LEAVES A PAUSE AND THE STUDIO AUDIENCE FILL THE GAP:
AUDIENCE:
FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT!
ANOTHER AREA OF THE SET IS ILLUMINATED TO REVEAL A BOXING RING. SLOWLY GUILE MAKES HIS WAY ACROSS AND GETS IN THE RING.
PRESENTER:
OK Mr Guile, let’s see who you’re up against in Fight for your Right.
THERE’S A DRUM ROLL. THE CAMERA CUTS TO A PAIR OF RED SILK CURTAINS. THEY ARE OPENED TO REVEAL A SIX AND A HALF FOOT BIG BLOKE HOLDING ON TO THREE DOG LEADS. THERE ARE TWO PIT-BULL TERRIERS AND A ROTTWEILER ON THE END OF THE LEADS. HE HAS A BASEBALL BAT OVER HIS SHOULDER.
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Very good Blenk.