I can safely say, no. We haven't. :-/
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What...'it'?
You won't have silly! 
She doesn't have the winky bits.
You'll never guess how I read that at first!
I've got those bits.
Well happy Valentine's day zooo! Hope you get to use em
Maybe I'm using them now. 
I'll hold on to that thought for a while.
On second thoughts, all I'm getting is that geezer off eastenders 
Which one?
Well this discussion's gone a bit ... Well even odder.
The one in your avatar - at least he looks like him, if you know who 'he' is!!!!
Gethin's not on Eastenders! I wish he was.
Maybe you mean the other boy who was on Celeb Dancing. Thingy. Wotsisname.
I thought he was Jack
Least romantic Valentine's Day present ever?
A block of Cheese