Quote: ContainsNuts @ February 13, 2008, 6:27 PMDivorce papers?
I also just looked up what Thrush was...I wish I wouldn't have clicked on the picture. 
Least romantic Valentine's Day present ever? Page 2
I'm okay as McAfee stops most viruses.
I was once given a sorry you are leaving card instead of an I love you, by an employer. I had no idea I was oing anywhere.
Quote: ContainsNuts @ February 13, 2008, 6:42 PMI'm okay as McAfee stops most viruses.
Quote: ContainsNuts @ February 13, 2008, 6:27 PMAn under-duvet fart?
Divorce papers?
SlagB had a gargoyle given him. True.
Otherwise known as life? Given by his mother? He was born on Valentine's Day? 
Your mistress's thong.
Quote: ContainsNuts @ February 13, 2008, 6:42 PMI'm okay as McAfee stops most viruses.
You're not using McAfee then.
If you have an issue with this post please refer to my Signature.
Worst present = Flowers and a packet of condoms.
Flowers Packet of condoms and some Vag cream
Offer to pay for a private abortion.
That's true love Frankie.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ February 13, 2008, 10:20 PMOffer to pay for a private abortion.
Even more so if she's not pregnant
Offer to pay for a private abortion for your girlfriend's mother who you shagged and got pregnant one night after you'd had a row with her daughter.
It can happen! 
Can and does.
I've seen Jeremy Kyle
Quote: Frankie Rage @ February 13, 2008, 11:09 PMOffer to pay for a private abortion for your girlfriend's mother who you shagged and got pregnant one night after you'd had a row with her daughter.
It can happen!
Hey, we've all done it.. right? 