British Comedy Guide

Song for Dr Ships!

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Doctor Ships is visiting his elderly patient

Dr S
How are you feeling Mrs Baker

Mrs Baker.
Oooooh I am feeling better thank you. I still have a small niggly pain in my big toe, but other than that I am perfect.

Dr S
Well I am going to fix you, so you feel no pain at all.(Glorious caring smile)

Cue Coldplay’s Fix you tune.

When your old & smelly & as decrepid as you oooo
Nothing in your future except wether you make the looo ooo
When you feel so tired but you just wont die?
Could it get any worse

I am going to inject you & you will sleeeeep,
Forge your will so your estate I keeeep
Gonna play the sad doctor to your relatiiiiiives
Am I pever er erse

The liquid will guide you on
Shouldn’t ta yay ake tooo long
As I try….
to sufixocate you,

I check your pulse & you is deaddddd
Theres a newspaper here that I haven’t read
You don’t need it so its coming withhhhh
Feel horny now & need to jizzzzzzz

The liquid will guide you on
Shouldn’t ta yay ake tooo long
As I try…
to sufixocate you,

I check your purse & steal the cash
I do enjoy watching your body thrash
Have to go another patient needs meeeeee
Do I get off on it or am I just greedy

The liquid will guide you on
Shouldn’t ta yay ake tooo long
As I succed
in sufixocating you,

Could only remember the chorus of the song, but loved the lyrics :D

Damn how many can you tear out in a day?? I'm having trouble thinking of one!

Fankoo Ian.

I couldn't think of the song as I was reading it either and I have got the CD.

I work with a bloke who is the spit of Dr Shipman.

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