I don't need sex toys.
Do you own any sex toys? Page 3
We know, you have your cat.
I'll stop while I'm ahead.
Whenever I go to Ann Summer parties for hen nights, birthdays (not mine you dirty girtys) etc, everything always looks pretty tame and then at some point during the evening, the rep will pull out something that looks like some medieval torture device with veins.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 15, 2008, 6:57 PMthe rep will pull out something that looks like some medieval torture device with veins.
Thats enough about Adam though.
My wife has a sex toy. It has a key on the back. She calls it Jake. 
If ever there was a cryptic post...
Quote: Paul W @ February 15, 2008, 7:25 PMThats enough about Adam though.
Quote: Paul W @ February 15, 2008, 7:25 PMThats enough about Adam though.
Quote: jake how @ February 15, 2008, 6:50 PMI don't need sex toys.
Surely you are the ultimate Sex Toy!
Bloody dear though at ten grand a go. 
Quote: Ray Dawson @ February 15, 2008, 8:35 PMBloody dear though at ten grand a go.
I owned a Frosty Boy but it escaped one night, took my guitar too, it did.
I think everyone has become sex mad.
Driven mad by the clap?
Quote: jake how @ February 16, 2008, 4:42 PMI think everyone has become sex mad.
Irony alert: 100%
No I think it's just you and your overactive glands (or should that be glans?), Jake.
Quote: SlagA @ February 16, 2008, 5:05 PMNo I think it's just you and your overactive glands (or should that be glans?)