Quote: Charley @ February 12, 2008, 9:52 PMI Have got...
Love beeds.
Robo tronic rampant rabbit
Plain old rampant rabbit
A big silly cone dildo
Lurve beads
Chocolate Body paint (May be past its sell by date)
A clit stimulating ring
& a partridge in a pear tree.
Is that cone the big pink one? Is it any good? Looks bloody ridiculous to me!
Quote: James Williams @ February 12, 2008, 9:56 PMIs that cone the big pink one? Is it any good? Looks bloody ridiculous to me!
Yeyyyy! It does look hideous, just like a real cock.
I forgot to addy my fingers & my dog to that list BTW!!
Oh & a doll from my childhood. She has a squidgy head see. Good for rubbing against.
Oh Oh Oh & an old mobile phone that 02 send 50 texts a day too.
What about your old man?
Dog!!!
Quote: Charley @ February 12, 2008, 10:01 PMYeyyyy! It does look hideous, just like a real cock.
Clearly not the one I'm thinking of then:
Aaron, feel free to put your Amazon affiliate link on that in case Charley wants to rush out and buy one 
Quote: James Williams @ February 12, 2008, 11:35 PMAaron, feel free to put your Amazon affiliate link on that in case Charley wants to rush out and buy one
What the f**k is that. It looks sore. It appears to be an upside dowm, recently shaved (Hence the colour) Vagina.
Quote: Charley @ February 13, 2008, 12:42 AMWhat the f**k is that. It looks sore. It appears to be an upside dowm, recently shaved (Hence the colour) Vagina.
Google 'pink cone sex toy'. Seems to be a hit. I was reading about it in one of Ro's magazines; it was even on the Jonathan Ross show, I believe. By all accounts it's a "must-have"!!
It's £50 quid & out of stock. There is even a video of it.http://www.pinkkitten.co.uk/pds/the-cone-pink-kitten.wmv.
My sound is broke but it looks huge. I have a reasonable sized vagina but I am not no Euro Tunnel.
Where is the bit for a ladies clitoris?
I will have to purchase one now though!
... >_<
Quote: Aaron @ February 13, 2008, 10:38 AM... >_<
You loves it.
Aaron got his today, it was the last one off Amazon.
I have a very humorous image of you opening a "surprise package" to find one of those things nestling inside, Aaron. Don't worry, the images stop there. .
You never know, with Valentine's just round the corner...
James.
Me thinks Azza aka (GrammAron) was thinking of me riding the pink cone alllllllllllll through the night last night.
I gave up with sex toys and it's all because I'm so unlucky:
In fact I'm so unlucky that my inflatable doll ran off with an inflatable milkman.
I just rent them.
I remember I rented a DVD from an on-line rental store and...
Someone had cum into it.
It made a funny noise when I put in into my DVD player. 
Apparently according to Leevil I own a sex swing...
Quote: Leevil @ February 13, 2008, 5:56 PMI remember I rented a DVD from an on-line rental store and...
Someone had cum into it.
It made a funny noise when I put in into my DVD player.
That was me. I squirt sometimes.