I don't at present, however I feel tempted to purchase a Fleshlight in the near future.
Do you own any sex toys?
Quote: frostyboy @ February 12, 2008, 9:35 PMI don't at present, however I feel tempted to purchase a Fleshlight in the near future.
You do know the vibrating carrot your mother got you for Christmas wasn't so you'd start eating your five a day.
Don't they have forums on youporn for this rubbish... oh shit i've told you to much 
Heather Mills has got her leg!
Women are no longer needed:
does that count?
the leg not the above.....lol
Clearly for some..........
That mouth looks like it's planning on something nasty!
Quote: Leevil @ February 12, 2008, 9:49 PMThat mouth looks like it's planning on something nasty!
It's the Crazy Frog's mouth:
Quote: Up4it @ February 12, 2008, 9:46 PMHeather Mills has got her leg!
But she doesn't have a arthritic man to shake it for her anymore
I Have got...
Love beeds.
Robo tronic rampant rabbit
Plain old rampant rabbit
A big silly cone dildo
Lurve beads
Chocolate Body paint (May be past its sell by date)
A clit stimulating ring
& a partridge in a pear tree.
I bought my girlfriend at auction. Does that count as a sex toy?
Only if you keep her under the bead, locked up until you require her.
Quote: Charley @ February 12, 2008, 9:52 PMI Have got...
Love beeds.
Robo tronic rampant rabbit
Plain old rampant rabbit
A big silly cone dildo
Lurve beads
Chocolate Body paint (May be past its sell by date)
A clit stimulating ring
& a partridge in a pear tree.
You guys laugh, I'm waiting for the rest of the list...