New draft below.
I Got You Bill - song
These songs are such fun.
Yeah it was good, but it needs more. Try adding more personal references about the both of them to make it more meatier, it's just sex jokes otherwise.
Well, actually that draft wasn't THAT good at all really. Tend to use crudity as a filler when I haven't thought up a decent line yet, I think !
I think this is closer to the mark:
"I Got You Bill" – by James L Williams
A duet between Hillary and Bill Clinton.
To the tune of Sonny and Cher’s “I got You Babe”.
[HER:] They say we’re a Punch and Judy show
My husband is a trumped-up gigalo
[HIM:] She spies on me ‘cos I like a screw
Need her permission just to use the loo
[HIM:] Hill.
[HIM, together:] I got you Hill I got you Hill
[HER, together:] I got you Bill I got you Bill
[HER:] Opinion polls down twenty percent
The f**kers want a negro president
[HIM:] To forget it all, I smoke a lotta pot
I don’t inhale but I buy the best they got.
[HIM:] Hill.
[HIM, together:] I got you Hill I got you Hill
[HER, together:] I got you Bill I got you Bill
[HIM:] Staying in power’s not my thing, it’s because I’m so left-wing
[HER:] I’m barking mad, you play to the crowd
If I get elected, I’ll make you so proud!
[HER:] So let them say your brain’s your schlong
Divorced, my campaign wouldn’t last too long
[HIM:] Then line your politics up with mine
If you get in I won’t owe you a dime
[HIM:] Hill.
[HIM, together:] I got you Hill I got you Hill
[HER, together:] I got you Bill I got you Bill
[HIM:] I’ve got to have a one-night stand
[HER:] But I’ve got more elections planned
[HIM:] I extended the death penalty
[HER:] I’ll use it on Miss Lewinsky!
[HIM:] You play my saxophone at night
[HER:] I suck you off to be polite!
[HIM:] I got impeached; that’s hard to swallow!
[HER:] I got to say I told you so!
[HIM, together:] I got you Hill I got you Hill…
[HER, together:] I got you Bill I got you Bill…
I enjoyed the prevoius draft. This one is better. I sang along & everythang!
Nice satire.
Some very good lines, esp. "I extended the death penalty
[HER:] I’ll use it on Miss Lewinsky!"