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What was the best playground insult? Page 4

C**tlips.

Quote: Curt @ February 12, 2008, 7:18 PM

Hey man some chicks dig the Frodo. I have a friend who collects anything that looks like Elijah Wood dressed in his Frodo outfit....she's a bit odd but good looking none the less.

She doesn't happen to live in the UK... preferably in the midlands?

Quote: EllieJP @ February 12, 2008, 11:49 AM

Remember the chinny reckon?

i taught my 4 year old to do "chinny reckon" the other day.

menk

Quote: Paul W @ February 12, 2008, 9:42 PM

She doesn't happen to live in the UK... preferably in the midlands?

Sorry she lives in Ottawa Ontario. To bad I bet your British accent would seal the deal.
Come to think of it, just about any UK accent seems to work around here, even some Commonwealth. I had been working with this one fellow from Australia and decided to drive into the city with him (we were working in the bush doing prospecting). I went to a bar and not one girl seemed interested in us until Alex (that was his name) started talking, next thing you knew we had 4 hot girls at our table.

Quote: Curt @ February 12, 2008, 10:03 PM

Sorry she lives in Ottawa Ontario. To bad I bet your British accent would seal the deal.
Come to think of it, just about any UK accent seems to work around here, even some Commonwealth. I had been working with this one fellow from Australia and decided to drive into the city with him (we were working in the bush doing prospecting). I went to a bar and not one girl seemed interested in us until Alex (that was his name) started talking, next thing you knew we had 4 hot girls at our table.

Jesus Christ! I'm missing out here!

Canada here I come! (in more ways than one)

Wait... it's 21 to drink out there right?

Quote: Paul W @ February 12, 2008, 10:06 PM

Wait... it's 21 to drink out there right?

Its also Canada

Boo-yeah! Back of the net! He speaks with an English accent, he scores!

Quote: Paul W @ February 12, 2008, 10:06 PM

Jesus Christ! I'm missing out here!

Canada here I come! (in more ways than one)

Wait... it's 21 to drink out there right?

19 I think?

Quote: Leevil @ February 12, 2008, 10:24 PM

19 I think?

You are correct...well unless you count Quebec which is 18 but whoever counts Quebec right? Unless you're 18 and looking to booze it up I suppose.

Quote: ajp29 @ February 12, 2008, 10:07 PM

Boo-yeah! Back of the net! He speaks with an English accent, he scores!

Laughing out loud

Would piss myself if you had a Norfolk accent and they just laughed at you.

Laughing out loud that would make a great skit Ian!

*Brow wrinkles in serious thought*

Actually it probably would! :P

Quote: sootyj @ February 12, 2008, 5:40 PM

I'm super glue it bounces off me and sticks to you

I think that you might have got that the wrong way round...

Quote: Curt @ February 12, 2008, 10:25 PM

You are correct...well unless you count Quebec which is 18 but whoever counts Quebec right? Unless you're 18 and looking to booze it up I suppose.

They reckon they're French. I suppose it's an instinctive reaction when you live somewhere shit though.

Anyway, what's all of this "chinny reckon" deal? o_O

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