Quote: Allan OB @ February 14 2012, 9:13 PM GMTYour mate is a wise man. You could also take flowers, women will do anything if you give them flowers. And I mean anything.
I once bought a lass a lovely bouquet of flowers. "What you buying me flowers for ?" she asks suspiciously, "I want you to do it doggy style.." sez me.
She duly obliged by sniffing the flowers then lifted up her leg and peed on them.
Ha!