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Quote: Allan OB @ February 14 2012, 9:13 PM GMT

Your mate is a wise man. You could also take flowers, women will do anything if you give them flowers. And I mean anything.

I once bought a lass a lovely bouquet of flowers. "What you buying me flowers for ?" she asks suspiciously, "I want you to do it doggy style.." sez me.

She duly obliged by sniffing the flowers then lifted up her leg and peed on them.

Ha! Laughing out loud

:D Love you Alllan Lovey

Well I've just come back from seeing the Muppets at the cinema, the perfect Valentines evening :)

Quote: dannyjb1 @ February 14 2012, 9:57 PM GMT

Well I've just come back from seeing the Muppets at the cinema

Is that where a BCG meetup was being held?

*boom tish*

I wish they still sold Valentine's Day cards like these:

http://www.retronaut.co/2012/02/vintage-valentine-wtf/

Quote: AngieBaby @ February 14 2012, 6:49 PM GMT

I've got a guy in fitting the catflap.

Are you having problems?

Quote: DaButt @ February 14 2012, 11:23 PM GMT

I wish they still sold Valentine's Day cards like these:

http://www.retronaut.co/2012/02/vintage-valentine-wtf/

Okay, they're all pretty amazingly weird. But what the hell IS that?

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Quote: zooo @ February 15 2012, 1:05 AM GMT

Okay, they're all pretty amazingly weird. But what the hell IS that?

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A cop/clown? It probably had some sort of meaning to people 100 years ago.

What happens the day after Valentine's Day, do couples revert to hating each other?

Those unable to cope with Valentine's Day could try a Chinese remedy: http://www.chinahush.com/2012/02/14/man-cuts-his-penis-off-on-valentines-day-in-chinas-top-university/

The day after Valentines is St. Skeletor's Day. http://www.metro.co.uk/lifestyle/890184-richard-herring-why-st-skeletors-day-is-the-perfect-valentines-day-antidote

The perfect gift for your loved one this Valentines-

http://www.lvr-dubai.com

Lovely.

Quote: youngian @ January 24 2013, 3:00 PM GMT

The perfect gift for your loved one this Valentines-

http://www.lvr-dubai.com

I was hoping for some Before/After pictures.

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