Quote: AJGO @ February 14 2012, 12:20 PM GMTA man who does what he's told by advertising over what I expressly said
*throws secret Valentines gift into rubbish bin next to the torn up card from before. Tired of angry cry wanks over owl porn, RC embarks on an affair with a slutty chaffinch.*
Quote: Bob Hicks @ February 14 2012, 12:17 PM GMTI feel guilty all year round just for having a dick!
But how do you measure your guilt?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 14 2012, 12:38 PM GMT
*throws secret Valentines gift into rubbish bin next to the torn up card from before. Tired of angry cry wanks over owl porn, RC embarks on an affair with a slutty chaffinch.*
(Can't wait until RC gets girlfriend so we can call her the slutty chaffinch)
Quote: Bob Hicks @ February 14 2012, 12:33 PM GMT
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." - Dr. Seuss
Nah, we're pretty much all interchangeable and our weirdness surprisingly generic. We just tell ourselves stuff like the above to make us and our relationships feel special.
Your girlfriend must be a nut job.
Quote: chipolata @ February 14 2012, 1:03 PM GMTNah, we're pretty much all interchangeable and our weirdness surprisingly generic. We just tell ourselves stuff like the above to make us and our relationships feel special.
We can agree to disagree. I posted that quote because I like it. I don't tell myself anything as such to make myself or my relationship feel special. My partner is special and makes me feel special, she feels the same way and that's more than just luck......it's special!
Quote: Bob Hicks @ February 14 2012, 1:13 PM GMTWe can agree to disagree. I posted that quote because I like it. I don't tell myself anything as such to make myself or my relationship feel special. My partner is special and makes me feel special, she feels the same way and that's more than just luck......it's special!
Bob, I think you're special and that you have needs.
That is so very true - fortunately my girlfriend fulfills all of my needs.
*Sits back in chair and starts to rock backwards and forwards while shouting the word "Broccoli"*
Quote: Bob Hicks @ February 14 2012, 1:20 PM GMT*Sits back in chair and starts to rock backwards and forwards while shouting the word "Broccoli"*
I've got a guy in fitting the catflap. I must look like a crazy old cat lady having it done at 7 o'clock on Valentine's night.
I actually fitted my own on sunday, tricky job kneeling on floor in the freezing cold! Cannot fathom how the small cat has broken it?
This will be hijacked in 5 minutes!
I STILL hate Valentine's day. Pret had heart balloons all over the shop. I'm not partial to balloons either, so needless to say I bought tea from uni instead.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 14 2012, 8:53 PM GMTso needless to say I bought tea from uni instead.
I presume you also saved about 2 pounds in the process too?
Yep! Win win!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 9 2012, 1:18 PM GMTMy mate wants me to come with him on Valentines so we can go 'dredging' for girls at the pub. His capital idea is that we take blank Valentines cards with us - I think I'll give it a miss.
Your mate is a wise man. You could also take flowers, women will do anything if you give them flowers. And I mean anything.
I once bought a lass a lovely bouquet of flowers. "What you buying me flowers for ?" she asks suspiciously, "I want you to do it doggy style.." sez me.
She duly obliged by sniffing the flowers then lifted up her leg and peed on them.