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Valentine's Day Page 11

Quote: bigfella @ January 6 2011, 2:33 PM GMT

Ellie - Its January the 6th.

If you are after a date - with a bloke - starting asking about Feb 13th, we will start thinking about such things then. (maybe)

Ha - I just saw some Valentine's Day stuff up and thought about it.

Plus I want the best of the choices. :) Need time to get offers in.

I've had two already but they're both women!

He was a strange one, that Jake How.

Yes, occasionally entertaining though.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2011, 2:39 PM GMT

I've had two already but they're both women!

Well, worth considering.

Interestingly ( or maybe not ) I was in a shop between Christmas and New year and they were selling Chocolate Easter Bunnies - I kid you not.

Very entertaining.

Just had an offer for Valentine's Day from a bloke.

:)

Not sure I'm going to take it though... he's in my phone under Dave Piggy.

Quote: bigfella @ January 6 2011, 2:42 PM GMT

Well, worth considering. Interestingly ( or maybe not ) I was in a shop between Christmas and New year and they were selling Chocolate Easter Bunnies - I kid you not.

Take your Christmas avatar down, bigfella. It's bad luck if you don't.

yes Sir

Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2011, 2:39 PM GMT

Ha - I just saw some Valentine's Day stuff up and thought about it. Plus I want the best of the choices.

It's always nice to feel like you're auditioning. ;)

Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2011, 2:44 PM GMT

:)

Not sure I'm going to take it though... he's in my phone under Dave Piggy.

Sounds like a crackling offer to me!

Quote: bigfella @ January 6 2011, 2:53 PM GMT

yes Sir

Don't blame me if that NY trip ends with your plane being blown up by a nutter with sock-bomb. And all because you left your decorations up past sixth night.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2011, 2:31 PM GMT

But do you want him do anything for you?

Not especially. If he does anything it will be a bonus. We don't really need Valentines like we used to. Unless he fancies proposing to me. That would be quite good.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 6 2011, 3:22 PM GMT

Not especially. If he does anything it will be a bonus. We don't really need Valentines like we used to. Unless he fancies proposing to me. That would be quite good.

There are all kinds of proposals.

'I propose you drop to your knees and go down on me like a two bit whore' kind of proposal.

or

'Will you marry me then drop down and go down on me like a two bit whore' kind of proposal.

Actually that's the only two I can think of :)

The second one's a bit better.

Actually Ellie - How are you with fish? I mean do you like it?

Not for me... sausage all the way!

Quote: chipolata @ January 6 2011, 2:54 PM GMT

It's always nice to feel like you're auditioning. ;)

:D

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