Something that irks me:
Int. Kitchen
A woman is sat at a table. A man enters.
Woman: Hello Darling!
Man: You'll never guess what. Some Poles have only gone and opened a Polish food shop in town.
Woman: What?!
Man: These bloody immigrants! Not only do they come over here and take our jobs, now they're taking our shops!
Woman: Unbelievable!
Man: Anyway, get yer coat. We're going for a curry
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