British Comedy Guide

Political Incorrectness Gone Mad Sketch

Something that irks me:

Int. Kitchen

A woman is sat at a table. A man enters.

Woman: Hello Darling!

Man: You'll never guess what. Some Poles have only gone and opened a Polish food shop in town.

Woman: What?!

Man: These bloody immigrants! Not only do they come over here and take our jobs, now they're taking our shops!

Woman: Unbelievable!

Man: Anyway, get yer coat. We're going for a curry

Ends

Yeah... I think it could have been executed with more panache but this is clearly a relevant observation, and one I'm sure many will associate with. I was watching a documentary on Roy Chubby Brown and he came out with something similar. "I hate fookin pakis, they all make fookin bombs in their corner chops". Next day he's out for an Indian stuffing his fat face with poppodams, having his photo taken by the owner. Madness.

It's a good idea, but a bit simplistic, and curry isn't really seen as being "ethnic anymore."

alternates.

1 Turns out the woman is a Thai ladyboy?
2 They goto a disco playing Dancehall
3 They're off to protest Iraq war, locking up asylum seekers etc

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