Had the misfortune to see Gervais being interviewed at the Baftas last night.
When asked what it was like to win one, big Rick made a gesture indicating their size and said: "What are they like - about that. I've got seven'.
He then went on to mention how he spends a lot of time in America and although we call the Baftas the 'British Oscars' the yanks don't call the Oscars the 'American Baftas'. Nice. Imagine him at a cristening: "What a lovely baby - although obviously not as lovely as a baby I saw at a cristening in Milwaukee..."
Finally when asked if there was anyone he wanted to meet at the ceremony, he said there might be a few people he would 'put in something'.
As ever,
What a c**t!