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But did you get to penalise her?

Quote: sootyj @ February 10, 2008, 6:06 PM

Pah you colonials, have obviously forgotten how to speak the Queens english.

I remember the queens last Xmas message,

"Screw you chavs, and scumbags, I'm the dogs bollocks, and you're just it's shit, check out my crown it's propa bling, you scumbags, probably wank over the jewelery in Argos catalog's, bitches,"

Made me proper proud to be English.

What's the proper term for, not going for a poo at home so you can go at the loo at work, thus saving 15 minutes off the working day?

Socialism.

That is boob bouncingly funny.

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