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Hey it's a fake that photo. Macca's a leftie and that's a right-handed leg!

you need a kick up the backside if you think you can get away with sketches like that.

I can't see anyone stumping up any money for that

I see Paul is getting a leg over

I think it's wrong to make fun of a one legged person. In fact I thinks it's a shin. [Tenuous or what?]

All these gags, I think I'll shoe one in.

Leg o'lass?

Will it stand up in court?

There's certainly something afoot.

I wonder who'll she go after now she is foot loose and fancy free?

Poor Macca! He wanted a wing. :D

It's the British leg of his tour.

She won't care she's hopped it to the hop farm and gone hopping.

She's going to get plane from the divorce, and a stocking for the other leg.

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