Heather Mills Page 3
Hey it's a fake that photo. Macca's a leftie and that's a right-handed leg!
you need a kick up the backside if you think you can get away with sketches like that.
I can't see anyone stumping up any money for that
I see Paul is getting a leg over
I think it's wrong to make fun of a one legged person. In fact I thinks it's a shin. [Tenuous or what?]
All these gags, I think I'll shoe one in.
Leg o'lass?
Will it stand up in court?
There's certainly something afoot.
I wonder who'll she go after now she is foot loose and fancy free?
Poor Macca! He wanted a wing.
It's the British leg of his tour.
She won't care she's hopped it to the hop farm and gone hopping.
She's going to get plane from the divorce, and a stocking for the other leg.