Charley's Shed

The female character was originally called Shirley but this was begging for a name change...as you'll see.

GARDEN. DAY. WE SEE A MIDDLE-AGED GENTLEMAN WALKING DOWN A GARDEN PATH TOWARDS THE GARDEN SHED. HE IS WHISTLING. HE OPENS THE DOOR AND A LOAD OF STEAM COMES OUT.

MR THOMPSON: What the blazes...?

THE CAMERA CONTINUES TO FOCUS ON MR THOMPSON.

DANIEL (OOV): Charley! What ARE you doing?

CHARLEY (OOV): It's OK - I'm only trying to get hold of it.

DANIEL (OOV): Hey hey - you got it! Careful you don't squeeze it too hard!

CHARLEY (OOV): I'm only making sure it doesn't go all over my hand.

DANIEL (OOV): Good girl! We wouldn't waste a drop would we! Ha Ha!

CHARLEY (OOV): Daniel, it tastes so good I wouldn't dream of letting ANY go to waste.

MR THOMPSON: Hello...?

DANIEL (OOV): Geoff? Is that you?

MR THOMPSON: Yes it is.

CHARLEY (OOV): A-ha! I knew he wouldn't want to miss out. We're ready for you Geoffrey!

MR THOMPSON GULPS AND FINGERS HIS COLLAR.

DANIEL AND CHARLEY EMERGE (FULLY DRESSED!) FROM THE SHED WITH A HOME BREW BARREL. CHARLEY POURS THREE GLASSES VIA THE BARREL TAP.

DANIEL: Hi Geoff. Nice drop of stuff here.

CHARLEY: It is. Once we've downed these we can all get down to some rampant sex!

ALL: Cheers!

THE THREE ALL KNOCK THE DRINKS RIGHT BACK AND GO BACK INTO THE SHED TOGETHER GIGGLING.

END

I can't imagine why you changed the name.

Still it worked well. It was about the right length and the climax wasn't a let down.

Very good tuumble.
Cute choice to change the name!

Hmm nicely paced, and good sue of language.

How ever a ooh sounds a bit like wanking but isn't, is not very original.

Perhaps if the guy gave him a pint of beer, and then a blow job?

Or he poured it over him self and turns out it was fresh cow wee, and that was his fetish?

Otherwise a shade to close to the Two Ronnies.