Why?
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Why - no!
Chocolate dildo? (Ellie knows all about those.)
Aaron, you know well enough there's not point having a chocolate dildo - they melt!
Fun cleaning up though. 
Quote: EllieJP @ February 12, 2008, 5:37 PMAaron, you know well enough there's not point having a chocolate dildo - they melt!
Wank in a freezer then
Quote: ajp29 @ February 12, 2008, 6:46 PMWank in a freezer then
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Need it solving Quickly?
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Then PM Adam!
F**king A 
Dill and dough?
Do an old deer
A female old dear
Ray & a drop of his golden juice for fun
Mia a slag who shags herself
Fart a long way away & run.
Sew a vagina up with thread
laugh make a note to learn to sew
Tee hee lets rape all of the dead
That will bring us back to do an old dear
Ray liked it cos he's in it
Quote: Charley @ February 12, 2008, 9:16 PMDo an old deer
A female old dear
Ray & a drop of his golden juice for fun
Mia a slag who shags herself
Fart a long way away & run.
Sew a vagina up with thread
laugh make a note to learn to sew
Tee hee lets rape all of the dead
That will bring us back to do an old dear
We need a song competition to put this in