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Little Things That Make You Smile Page 40

Could be worse I could move into your street :D

I think the only way you could be worse is if you were a hatchet murderer.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 27 2010, 3:05 PM BST

I think the only way you could be worse is if you were a hatchet murderer.

Reeeeeeeallly? I shall use you as my Green Card reference :D

"Well he can't be worse then a hatchet murderer"

:D

Quote: Gavin @ October 27 2010, 3:23 PM BST

Reeeeeeeallly? I shall use you as my Green Card reference :D

"Well he can't be worse then a hatchet murderer"

:D

No problem Gav, glad to help! :P

Quote: chipolata @ October 27 2010, 10:53 AM BST

Woodchippers. I watched some wood being fed into one earlier and it was an excellent way to spend ten minutes.

Shouldn't this be posted in the Coen brothers thread?

Quote: DaButt @ October 27 2010, 6:08 PM BST

Shouldn't this be posted in the Coen brothers thread?

:D

(I did think about poor old Steve Buscemi going into the woodchipper as I watched)

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 27 2010, 10:24 AM BST

Not so much how they look. Just that I go to all the bother of putting in an epidural or a spinal block, we cut'em out and all they can do is lie there crying and wriggling around for no reason in particular. It's all me, me, me, these babies. They don't do anything good once you get them out. As I said, rubbish.

I'd put them back again if I were you.

Quote: chipolata @ October 27 2010, 10:53 AM BST

Woodchippers. I watched some wood being fed into one earlier and it was an excellent way to spend ten minutes.

Strangley I saw this myself today, and thought of Chip going in it. Made me smile.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 28 2010, 12:52 AM BST

Strangley I saw this myself today, and thought of Chip going in it. Made me smile.

And I'm the mean one? Eh?

Angelic

I meant to post this yesterday - The guy who got off the train at the same stop as me and who let me use his phone when mine died on my worrying parents.

Cold callers who wait at my door impatiently as I stare at their massive faces through my spyhole, even when they know I'm in...

MMwah ha ha hammmwa hahahha

:|

When someone runs for the tube and the doors close, preferably on their head!

Quote: Barry Reynolds @ November 9 2010, 11:03 PM GMT

When someone runs for the tube and the doors close, preferably on their head!

I've never seen a head shut in a door. I saw a man on the news with his rucksack stuck in the door.

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