Quote: Tim Walker @ November 5 2009, 4:23 PM GMT'Chip prides himself on being an equal opportunities letch.'
That's Chip!
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Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2009, 4:21 PM GMTHats off. I do like a darkie.
I know you're joking, but still.... 
Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2009, 4:24 PM GMTThat's Chip!
We need one of the photoshoppers to combine this phrase with this logo,
Very old people swearing like dockers. It's sweet. 
Been stealing pensioners' handbags again?
Quote: zooo @ May 19 2010, 12:31 PM BSTBeen stealing pensioners' handbags again?
I like old people! They're generally nicer than young ones.
Yes. As long as you don't get on to the subject of foreigners or anything.
Quote: zooo @ May 19 2010, 12:35 PM BSTYes. As long as you don't get on to the subject of foreigners or anything.
Do you follow that advice with Aaron? 
chip, you're a very interesting fellow. An enigma, but in the way of a freak is at a freak show. No offence.
Quote: Leevil @ May 19 2010, 12:39 PM BSTchip, you're a very interesting fellow. An enigma, but in the way of a freak is at a freak show. No offence.
OFFENCE TAKEN!
Probably been posted already, and possibly by me, but old(er) couples walking along holding hands makes me smile. As long as they don't walk too slow/get annoyed when I walk to overtake them.
Naaawwww.
Being told that people "admire [my] community spirit" when I ask before swapping my straw-less Ribena. It made me giggle a lot. 
Playing Scrabble on Facebook and got 70 points for ARSEHOLE.