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BBC Comedy College Page 49

Quote: sootyj @ May 13 2008, 11:36 PM BST

Why does every one (including me) want to nasty scripts about evil, what's wrong with us?

Yes everyone could be sickos but more likely writing is about making sense of things and trying to understand evil - we all have the capacity to do bad to a certain extent - is one of the great themes. It's also more dramatic than "Sally Sunshine and her Fluffy Wuffy Bunny Tea Party"

Quote: jacparov @ May 13 2008, 11:34 PM BST

No.

I wanted to write about a serial killer that works in a samaritans call centre and convinces people, via Hypnosis and NLP, to commit suicide. But it doesn't really fit does it. Gutted.

yeah it does, it said be as imaginative and as broad about the subject as you want....mine is totally evil :P

A story about a single mother, guntoting, hoodie wearing, nigerian suicide bombing scammer; who drives a taxi and shoots anyone who votes and uses the tram. Sounds good.

Quote: bushbaby @ May 13 2008, 11:47 PM BST

yeah it does, it said be as imaginative and as broad about the subject as you want....mine is totally evil :P

But then look at your Avatar, that is pure evil.

Quote: jacparov @ May 13 2008, 11:49 PM BST

A story about a single mother, guntoting, hoodie wearing, nigerian suicide bombing scammer; who drives a taxi and shoots anyone who votes and uses the tram. Sounds good.



We're gonna be rich. RICH beyond our wildest dreams. I can picture it now, jac..the crowd cheering when we go on stage to collect our Bafta award. Hey, we could "keep it real" and get there by bendy bus. And then we can thank Ken Livingstone for 'making it possible' for us to be here! :P

Quote: oldcowgrazing @ May 13 2008, 11:55 PM BST

We're gonna be rich. RICH beyond our wildest dreams. I can picture it now, jac..the crowd cheering when we go on stage to collect our Bafta award. Hey, we could "keep it real" and get there by bendy bus. And then we can thank Ken Livingstone for 'making it possible' for us to be here! :P

'You' can keep it real, I'm arriving by James Bond style jetpack, flanked by Eva Green and Mariah Carey. Bloody creators. :D

Quote: jacparov @ May 13 2008, 11:59 PM BST

'You' can keep it real, I'm arriving by James Bond style jetpack, flanked by Eva Green and Mariah Carey. Bloody creators. :D

Sellout!

Anyway on a more serious note I'm looking forward to this one because it's geared towards complete novices and unknowns. Like me.

Good luck to you, me and everyone. But especially me.

Quote: jacparov @ May 14 2008, 12:05 AM BST

Good luck to you, me and everyone. But especially me.

Especially you. Angelic

You're not 'THE' creator are you, er, sir?

Quote: jacparov @ May 14 2008, 12:10 AM BST

You're not 'THE' creator are you, er, sir?

That's Ma'am to you. And no I am not THE creator, just a wannabe puppet master. ;)

In that case I'm taking all the royalties, so do one. Mwhahahaha.

Quote: jacparov @ May 14 2008, 12:16 AM BST

In that case I'm taking all the royalties, so do one. Mwhahahaha.

You are a whore-in-waiting and I claim my five pounds!

Bugger. Both figuratively and literally.

Quite cheap!

I would like one man whore please, delivered to my house.

Quote: zooo @ May 14 2008, 12:20 AM BST

Quite cheap!

I would like one man whore please, delivered to my house.

No you wouldn't, you want Ricky Gervais.

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