swerytd
Thursday 24th April 2008 6:10pm
Guildford
7,542 posts
And I'm supposed to be doing serious IT work, but we keep getting side-tracked by what may as well be problems like this:
Dear IT
As you may recall, last week I experienced a rather complicated problem. In an attempt to go to the toilet, I appeared to forgot to pull down my trousers. As a result, I shit not only in my trousers but also in my shoes. The request to urgently remove the shit from my shoes and my trousers was not treated with the high urgency I expected. This level of service is unacceptable. I have had shit in my shoes and my trousers for a week. Please remedy the situation forthwith, as this is an IT problem.
Big Cheese Somebody Important
So forgive me if my fretting is merely my way of turning off reality...
Dan