Quote: Leevil @ February 7, 2008, 1:22 AMOr Uncle Sementisn's wife?
Enjoying your poker Leevil? I really want a game but can't get the damn thing to work. Can you register an account for me and promise you won't touch my 50 grand?
Super Powers Page 2
My super power is to both excite and bitterly disappoint my girlfriend in under 5 minutes.
Quote: ajp29 @ February 7, 2008, 2:58 AMMy super power is to both excite and bitterly disappoint my girlfriend in under 5 minutes.
It's better than doing it for yourself.
My Super Power is to spend 30 years at work without really getting anywhere.
Quote: sootyj @ February 7, 2008, 12:10 AMDairy, I choose my words caerphilly for I am the Pundamentalist,
and you may garlic roue the day you challenged me, and risked my pun-ishment
Edam you!
Sootyj, you're (E)mental!
Quote: ajp29 @ February 7, 2008, 2:58 AMMy super power is to both excite and bitterly disappoint my girlfriend in under 5 minutes.
I can do that without a woman even knowing me.
I am "Spongefoot" by night - if there's a spillage, I'll be there to sponge it up.*
*Stolen completely from Ross Noble's stand up!
Charley is "The Trampoline" - if there's a cock, she'll be there to bounce on it.
I once met some one who had the death touch.
One touch from him and you died.
But it took 50-80 years to take effect, and it always looked like natural causes or an accident, so the cops could never get him.
Charley also has the power to subdue any erection within 100 miles.
Quote: sootyj @ February 7, 2008, 11:11 AMI once met some one who had the death touch.
One touch from him and you died.
But it took 50-80 years to take effect, and it always looked like natural causes or an accident, so the cops could never get him.
What a dasterdly plan make it look like people are dying of old age or natural causes. Quickly to the Bat-Copter
I know you are not going to believe me, but..........
I have a super, duper, sonic, bionic, vagina.
I have the ability to whip my tongue out, fast as you like. Similar to a frog. I can catch a car with it.
Your tongue comes out of your vagina?
Well in proper terms I think it is called a Labia. A Labia of Love. A la la la la labi ar.
Quote: Charley @ February 7, 2008, 2:37 PMI know you are not going to believe me, but..........
I have a super, duper, sonic, bionic, vagina.
I have the ability to whip my tongue out, fast as you like. Similar to a frog. I can catch a car with it.
LOL
Giving a little bit o' the ol' licky licky is great. 
Quote: Charley @ February 7, 2008, 2:37 PMsuper, duper, sonic, bionic, vagina.
Woohoo I have a name for my band \o/