Modern day scene from Grease.

Pointless. But me is bored!

Modern Day Grease.

Danny
(To his friends) I met a girl, cute as can be. Nice pert tits & a well tight fanny.

Sandy
(To her friends) Met a boy down by the lock. His parents have money but he has a weeny cock.

Danny & Sandy
Summer days will never be the same, lots of sex, high on cocaine.

Friends girls
Oh, well-oh, well-oh, well-oh, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more like what savings has he saved

Friends boys
Tell me more, tell me more like is she hairy or shaved
Aha, mmm aha mmm, aha. Yey innit

Danny
We had sex in the alley & the back of a cab

Sandy
(Itches herself) I think he may have given me crabs

Shoot bob bob rob bob bob stab bob bob yeyyyyyyy

V/O
Whose bob?

THEY ALL SHRUG IN TIME TO THE BEAT.

Friends girls
Oh, well-oh, well-oh, well-oh, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more like could you be up the duff

Friends boys
Tell me more, tell me more like does the collar match the cuffs.
Aha,mmm aha, mmm aha. Yey innit

Danny
It grow colder, so I nicked the bitches coat & I ran

Sandy
I got a Private Detective to find him, gonna stalk that man.

DANNY
Summer fling, I shagged her ring oh uh huh those su hum mer nights

Sandy
Summer fling, will end with a wedding ring, oh uh huh those su hum mer nights

Don't ask me why but i've seen Grease about 50 times in Brighton. I'm not gay, honest.

So I sung the tune as i read and it was very funny. I was also imagining the dance routine (maybe I am gay). Very good Charley. When you write your sitcom this should be the opening. You could be a British Sarah Silverman, thats like me saying you're God but even better.

I'm starting a petition for you to start writing Charley: The Sitcom.

Right. Its gone Governmental.

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her various rantings on the BSG

Charley is probably the funniest woman i've ever met, and i've
met over 2. She should be given a kick up the bum bum to force
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you should get bored more often. the idea of filthing up that song is great. not sure if it's been done before but would really well with the orginal footage. kind of thang that would go down well on youtube. get it on youtube innit.

Excellent! Very funny - especially 'summer fling, I shagged her ring'. My only criticism would be the crabs line, but not much rhymes with chlamydia. (hey got it right first time!)

Nice one charl

Yes, I was laughing after the first line! Excellent.
I think it could be made to scan better and fit more in time with the music with a little tweaking. Not sure about the "Bob" bit either.

Very funny.

Fabtabulous.

I don't see why Charley can't re-write the whole of the Grease script and turn the wrongness up to this level.

'An endearing romance set in modern day Milton Keynes, share the pain and the passion of young lovers Danny Syndrome and Sandy Harris as they pedal drugs, beat up EMO's, have unprotected sex, threaten old folk and do their best to live up to the bad reputation the British media demands of all 14 to 20 year olds living in modern day England'

THE TIMES

'You can smell the cheap jewellery, excessive mobile phone usage and benefit payments from the comfort of your own arm chair'

JEREMY CLARKSON

those parts that don't scan well, of which there are a few, make it funnier (for me).

Yey AJP! I dont think No. 10 will approve though
Fankoo all for the kind crits. I was so bored last night & missing out on poker. I actually cringed before I fell asleep about this . I was expecting 6 X WTF...Still nice that it has gone down well. (Unlike my husband)

Quote: ajp29 @ February 6, 2008, 4:56 AM

Don't ask me why but i've seen Grease about 50 times in Brighton. I'm not gay, honest.

So I sung the tune as i read and it was very funny. I was also imagining the dance routine (maybe I am gay). Very good Charley. When you write your sitcom this should be the opening. You could be a British Sarah Silverman, thats like me saying you're God but even better.

I'm starting a petition for you to start writing Charley: The Sitcom.

Right. Its gone Governmental.

Please click on the link below to confirm that you wish the
Number 10 website to display the petition at the bottom of this
email in your name.

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/CharleySitcom/CX0xKXAeq0zQB88FKBBDqir

Your petition reads:

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Enact a law
forcing Charley Rance to write a sitcom based on her life and
her various rantings on the BSG

Charley is probably the funniest woman i've ever met, and i've
met over 2. She should be given a kick up the bum bum to force
her to start writing a sitcom based on the life and times of
Charley Rance.

Thank you for creating your petition

It has been entered on our system and will now go to the Number 10 team for approval.

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This is the most damning critique i've ever been given

Hi,

I'm sorry to inform you that your petition has been rejected.

Your petition was classed as being in the following categories:

* Intended to be humorous , or has no point about government
policy

I just love the fact that some Downing Street lacky had to sit down, read and assess it

http://www.ipetitions.com/ start a petition with this?

Quote: ajp29 @ February 11, 2008, 5:59 PM

This is the most damning critique i've ever been given

Hi,

I'm sorry to inform you that your petition has been rejected.

Your petition was classed as being in the following categories:

* Intended to be humorous , or has no point about government
policy

I just love the fact that some Downing Street lacky had to sit down, read and assess it

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