British Comedy Guide

Teenagers & Weed. Page 6

I only do the drugs that that the celebrities I read about in the paper do. Unfortuantely, since the Daily Mail started doing stories on Amy Winehouse, I pretty much off my tits all the time. So to detox I also read Good Housekeeping

Quote: zooo @ February 6, 2008, 7:25 PM

I am odd.

I'd never really thought that about you - honestly!

Alright chapman. Whocha up to?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ February 7, 2008, 7:19 AM

Alright chapman. Whocha up to?

Wasting time before I go to work. Are we the only ones here? The rest have probably got hangovers or are stoned.

Quote: David Chapman @ February 7, 2008, 7:28 AM

Wasting time before I go to work. Are we the only ones here? The rest have probably got hangovers or are stoned.

I've been up all night reading actually. Which is very hard to do when you're pissed and stoned

Quote: ajp29 @ February 7, 2008, 7:41 AM

I've been up all night reading actually. Which is very hard to do when you're pissed and stoned

Lazy bastard. You should've been writing.

Frostyboy's got three lines of coke on his sleeve. How he finds the money I don't know.

Quote: David Chapman @ February 7, 2008, 7:58 AM

Lazy bastard. You should've been writing.

Laughing out loud Well on my breaks I have been trying to write a joke about not wanting to do anal sex cos it will turn me gay but i'm so tired it reads like the ramblings of Amy Winehouse on crack (alledgedly). i'll get it to work in my stand up though but i'll have to drop my other joke about anal sex being approved by the Catholic Church. Decisions, descisions

Quote: David Chapman @ February 7, 2008, 7:58 AM

Lazy bastard. You should've been writing.

He should have been sleeping.

Quote: Aaron @ February 7, 2008, 8:19 AM

He should have been sleeping.

Rub it in my face why don't ya :(

Adam is an insomniac which I think means he has a sexual attraction towards anything with wool on, except sheep.

Name something with wool on that isn't a sheep Leevil?

OAP
Teapot
Mammoth
Jumper
Woolworths
err...

I can't believe your first suggestion was OAP? Your mind boggles me!

Laughing out loud

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