British Comedy Guide

Singers Who Can't Sing

Lilly Allen, Katie Nash, Remi Nicole. Anyone else?

I love all these Mockney singers. Of course they're easy to spot because just like Preston from the very Ordinary Boys, they're always able to pronounce their 'T's'.

Laughing out loud

Quote: ajp29 @ February 5, 2008, 3:11 PM

Lilly Allen, Katie Nash, Remi Nicole. Anyone else?

Pretty much 100% of modern artists.

Lily Allen can have a really pretty voice actually, when I've heard her sing live a couple of times.

I hate Lily Allen to DEATH!!... and her dad to DEATH!!!

I don't like these female singers who insist on holding notes and squealing for ages, like Aquilera and Carey. But I don't really care bout wheter they can sing or not if songs good it is good.

I was sorely disappointed when I heard Lily Allen singing 'live' on TV and it turns out she has a very tuneful, melodic voice. She just puts on that mockney, stuttering shit for her album...

The bloke from Babybird was the world's worst singer ever. So was the bloke from Reef -- shouting does not make up for lack of talent...

Dan

I, for some reason, really like Lily Allen. And Kelly Osbourne!

What's it all about, eh.

I hate Lily Allen's opinions, unless she's being ironic she's a f**king idiot.

Quote: Leevil @ February 5, 2008, 3:24 PM

I hate Lily Allen's opinions, unless she's being ironic she's a f**king idiot.

Laughing out loud
Which ones?

I like the cover Lilly Allen did of Naive by the Kooks

Quote: Gavin @ February 5, 2008, 3:28 PM

I like the cover Lilly Allen did of Naive by the Kooks

Yes the bloke from the Kooks. He can't sing without keeping his mouth closed :S

Quote: zooo @ February 5, 2008, 3:27 PM

Laughing out loud
Which ones?

All of them!

She's a hypocrite, slagging off media whores, when she is quite clearly one herself.

Quote: zooo @ February 5, 2008, 3:22 PM

I, for some reason, really like Lily Allen.

Ditto. Well, perhaps not 'really'. But yeah, anyyyway...

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