Ninja
A police man stops a woman dressed in a Burkha.
Police
Excuse me mam, I would like to search you under the new stop and search rules.
Woman
Why because you think I might have a rocket launcher under here, or I ‘m actually 3 Al Quaeda midgets standing on each others shoulders?
Police
No mam you’re dressed entirely in black, including your face, I have reason to believe you may be a Ninja.
A shuriken, and a sword drop out the bottom of the Burkha.
Woman
Oh bugger.
(In Japanese accent)
It's okay. I didn't find it laugh out loud funny.
Even if it was, I reckon they won't be able to put it on as I doubt they have a shuriken and a sword. That's not the sort of props they use at NR!
Dan
Should I e-mail them and offer to make them some from cornflake boxes and tinfoil?
i liked the idea, but thought the opening line was a bit heavy and her response a bit "jokey" .... i want to see her really pissed off so that when she's caught out we can laugh at her better.
something like
Police
Excuse me mam, I'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you to step over here so I can search you.
Woman
This is a joke. Four times this week. This is institutional racism and i wont stand for it. I'm not Bin Ladens wife, I'm not smuggling nuclear warheads and i have never lived in a cave. Do you really think i' a terrorist threat?
Police
No mam you’re dressed entirely in black, I believe you may be a Ninja.
A shuriken, and a sword drop out the bottom of the Burkha.
Woman
Oh bugger.
(In Japanese accent)