Well done, Emma!
If you're struggling with the song, then perhaps try working on something else for a bit. You'll only end up frustrated and crying in a corner.
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Thanks, I'm not the comedy genius that is Mikey Jackson - Mikey if you're reading Ive just read your website and now Im wondering why I ever came back into this comedy writing. I guess it injects some humour into my otherwise dull week and Im sick of Pippa Middleton and her backside so atleast I get to send that up in a song or two.
Quote: Emma Lympany @ May 14 2011, 3:23 PM BSTThanks, I'm not the comedy genius that is Mikey Jackson - Mikey if you're reading Ive just read your website and now Im wondering why I ever came back into this comedy writing. I guess it injects some humour into my otherwise dull week and Im sick of Pippa Middleton and her backside so atleast I get to send that up in a song or two.
Hello Emma.
Awww, thanks. 
xx
Not sure about comedy genius, though.
Im back on the comedy writing scene after taking a long break (6 years).
What made you quit the writing in the first place?
Basically I was living in Brighton and writing (or attempting to write) for The Treason Show back in 2004 but then moved away for my job, gave up writing as I wasnt local to TS anymore plus I had to study for work exams and they expected me to be serious in my exam answers so that in itself was a challenge. After being boring and serious for a few years and having passed the exams it made bugger all difference to my career at the time so I gave up my job to be a full time Mum. I have a lively son who is nearly 2 and who has inherited a comedy gene and generally laughs at other kids falling over or crying this in turn will lead us to being banned from local mother and baby groups sooner or later. With that in mind Ive taken up the writing again basically I need the friends!!.
Sorry for the life story but you did ask :-)
Quote: Mikey Jackson @ May 14 2011, 5:00 PM BSTHello Emma.
Awww, thanks.
Not sure about comedy genius, though.What made you quit the writing in the first place?
Did you threaten her with a baseball bat like you did with me?
No its just I live in West Sussex and so does Mikey by the looks of it!
I'm going to say nice things incase I ever bump into him at the local supermarket!! I don't want my head removed thank you very much.
unless you shop in Booze Buster you're pretty safe
(just f**king with you Mikey)
Ok Thanks for the warning.
Maybe I should drink more it would make me an irresponsible Mum but then again if it improves my comedy writing skills...
Atleast I know where to find Mikey now if I need any help on a sketch.
There's nothing wrong with Booze Buster, Mr Sooty. It's a reputable establishment. The News Of The World scandal was blown completely out of proportion. No animals were actually harmed.
At least I know where to find Mikey
Aye aye. Looks like I may have pulled. 
Whereabouts in Sussex?
Maybe I should drink more it would make me an irresponsible Mum
Why would it make you irresponsible? You gotta have fun, girl.
I never touch a drop myself.
Right. Gotta go. It's Saturday night. Clubbing beckons.
Still the Don Juan of the Treason Show?
Aye aye. Looks like I may have pulled.
Cheek!!! In his dreams haha
first comedy forums wedding?
Oi!
there's been a few already
the Chuckle Brothers tied the knot just the other week.
taking all my strength not to write a to me to you sex joke