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Plus I couldn't write a sketch about Germaine Greer trapping John Lesley and Shergar in her minge.

Actually maybe I could..

Quote: sootyj @ February 6 2011, 11:10 AM GMT

Plus I couldn't write a sketch about Germaine Greer trapping John Lesley and Shergar in her minge.

Actually maybe I could..

:) She would beat you up if you did!

I could take her and Andria Dworkin with one armed tied behind my back.

Quote: Badge @ February 5 2011, 11:27 PM GMT

Well done Ben and Don.

Cheers, Badge.

I'm starting to be convinced that the show NewsRevue only exists in the minds of Mikey and his loyal band of deranged disciples.

You mean I've got disciples????? Jeeeez, they must be more tha derranged. They need to be sectioned.

I've been to see the show a couple of times. At least, that's what the voices in my head tell me.

Yeah it's the first time I've got a song and sketch at the same time - I like the '2 sketches then it's sitcom time' thinking!

H :)

Quote: sootyj @ February 6 2011, 11:02 AM GMT

Youze wrong Mr Azure, they're the gift that keep giving.

But they have no charisma! Can't you see that?

Indeed the weakest argument since the Big Society

Tim Azure's outlook on comedy writing never ceases to interest me.

Don't Stop DeceivingCast
NewsFartDarren Johnson
Plugging the WikileaksTom Johnstone
The Fascists Ball CommitteeTom Williams, Rory Mullarky
The Fascist BallBeth Thompson
SkinsDarren Johnson
New PlanetMartin Malcolm
V/O DinosaursAndrea Mann
Robert's WebDarren Johnson
HolidayHelen Kennedy
The Price ComparisonTom Williams, Rory Mullarky
Bin ThereMichael Monkhouse
Posh and EltonRob Witcomb
Countryfile ApologyLouise Thomas
Your SonJohn Random
Wedding BallsMartin Malcolm / Cast
Public informationAl Roberts
Andy MurrayBeth Thompson
Kindle Surprise V/OAndrea Mann
CSI UKTom Johnstone
I am the ToryTom Johnstone
Mr and Mrs PandaTom Johnstone
Phone TappingLucian Young
Berlusconi Dating VideoBrendan Murphy
Christina AnthemBeth Thompson
Posh Pops One OutHelen Kennedy
HieroglyphicsAndrea Mann
BercowBeth Thompson
Big SocietyCast
Jeremy KyleTom Johnstone
John BarryOli Rose
Spokesman V/OOli Rose
Stop the Tory Cutsjohn Kelly
Supergroup Al Roberts / Daran Johnson
Polar BearMartin Malcolm
Crime MappingMickey Jackson
Drinking GamesAl Roberts, Peter Kenworthy
Jordan's MingeAl Roberts
Yakity YakMark Blakewill
Top YakOli Rose and cast
12.4 children v/oAndrea Mann
Snow ProblemLucian Young
Labour CabinetAl Roberts
Dark ForcesLiam Johnson
MummyTerry Newman
Miners V/OMichael Monkhouse
If you go down to the woodsTerry Newman
Walford WoeMartin Malcolm
GrabbaTom Johnstone
Moo-bra-rack
Police PizzaBeth Thompson

There you go, you wait ages for one running order ...

RUN NUMBER89
WEEK NUMBER4
DIRECTOR: Oli Rose
CAST: Laura Evelyn, Bethany Thompson, Peter Kenworthy, Alastair Roberts

TITLEWRITER
1Don't Stop DeceivingCast
2NewsFartDaran Johnson
3Stop the Tory cuts John Kelly
4The Fascists Ball Beth Thompson
5SkinsDaran Johnson
6New PlanetMartin Malcolm
7Public informationAl Roberts
8Celebrity ChefsBeth Thompson and Cast
9The Price ComparisonTom Williams, Rory Mullarky
10PollocksMikey Jackson
11Posh and EltonRob Witcomb
12Crime MappingMikey Jackson
13Your SonJohn Random
14Wedding BallsMartin Malcolm / Cast
15Prince's SpeechTom Johnstone
16Kindle Surprise V/OAndrea Mann
17Andy MurrayBeth Thompson
18I am the ToryTom Johnstone
19Drinking GamesAl Roberts, Peter Kenworthy
20Silvio RisesAndrea Mann
21Berlusconi Dating VideoBrendan Murphy
22Phone TappingLucien Young
23Downing Street CatBeth Thompson
24Sharm El SheikAndrea Mann
25Posh Pops One OutHelen Kennedy
26V/ODowning street CatAndrea Mann
27Big SocietyLucien Young
28Big Society RebootedCast
29Mr & Mrs PandaTom Johnstone
30Top YakOli Rose and cast
31BBC TourettesLucien Young
32Supergroup Al Roberts / Daran Johnson
33Jordan's MingeAl Roberts
34Robert's WebDaran Johnson
35V/O Cow pissAndrea Mann
36Moo-bra-rackSam Moseley
37John BarryMikey Jackson
3812.4 children v/oAndrea Mann
39Labour CabinetAl Roberts
40Pizza PostMikey Jackson
41V/O WoodsMartin Malcolm
42Polar BearMartin Malcolm
43Dark ForcesLiam Johnson
44V/O MinersMichael Monkhouse
45Snow ProblemLucien Young
46WalfordMartin Malcolm
47GrabbaTom Johnstone

RUN NUMBER89
WEEK NUMBER5
DIRECTOR: Oli Rose
CAST: Laura Evelyn, Bethany Thompson, Peter Kenworthy, Alastair Roberts

TITLEWRITER
1Don't Stop DeceivingCast
2NewsFartDaran Johnson
3Public informationAl Roberts
4Celebrity ChefsBeth Thompson and Cast
5SkinsDaran Johnson
6New PlanetMartin Malcolm
7Fascist's ConventionTom Williams, Rory Mullarky
8The Fascists Ball Beth Thompson
9The Price ComparisonTom Williams, Rory Mullarky
10The Future of EgyptMartin Hastie
11Posh and EltonRob Witcomb
12Crime MappingMikey Jackson
13Your SonJohn Random
14Wedding BallsMartin Malcolm / Cast
15Prince's SpeechTom Johnstone
16Kindle Surprise V/OAndrea Mann
17Andy MurrayBeth Thompson
18I am the ToryTom Johnstone
19Drinking GamesAl Roberts, Peter Kenworthy
20Silvio RisesAndrea Mann
21Berlusconi Dating VideoBrendan Murphy
22New ZealandGaby Best
23Downing Street CatBeth Thompson
24Sharm El SheikAndrea Mann
25Posh Pops One OutHelen Kennedy
26Manama NaMartin Malcolm
27V/O Downing Street CatAndrea Mann
28Big SocietyCast
29Big Society RebootedLucien Young
30Mr & Mrs PandaTom Johnstone
31Top YakOli Rose and cast
32The Fake HustleMikey Jackson
33Supergroup Al Roberts / Daran Johnson
34Jordan's MingeAl Roberts
35Robert's WebDaran Johnson
36V/O Cow pissAndrea Mann
37GadaffiAl Roberts
38John BarryMikey Jackson
3912.4 children v/oAndrea Mann
40Labour CabinetAl Roberts
41Ashley Cole v/oOli Rose and Beth Thompson
42Polar BearMartin Malcolm
43London Fashion WeekEmily Murphy
44V/O MinersMichael Monkhouse
45Snow ProblemLucien Young
46WalfordMartin Malcolm
47GrabbaTom Johnstone

RUN NUMBER89
WEEK NUMBER6
DIRECTOR: Oli Rose
CAST: Laura Evelyn, Bethany Thompson, Peter Kenworthy, Alastair Roberts

TITLEWRITER
1Don't Stop DeceivingCast
2NewsFartDarren Johnson
3Public informationAl Roberts
4Celebrity ChefsBeth Thompson
5SkinsDarren Johnson
6New PlanetMartin Malcolm
7Fascist's ConventionTom Williams, Rory Mullarky
8The Fascists Ball Beth Thompson
9The Price ComparisonTom Williams, Rory Mullarky
10Libya ExodusMartin Malcolm
11Posh and EltonRob Witcomb
22New ZealandGaby Best
13Your SonJohn Random
14Wedding BallsMartin Malcolm / Cast
15Prince's SpeechTom Johnstone
16Kindle Surprise V/OAndrea Mann
17Andy MurrayBeth Thompson
18I am the ToryTom Johnstone
19Drinking GamesAl Roberts, Peter Kenworthy
20Silvio RisesAndrea Mann
21Trial VideoBrendan Murphy
22Crime MappingMikey Jackson
23Sheila's WheelsBeth Thompson and Laura Evelyn
24Sharm El SheikAndrea Mann
25Posh Pops One OutHelen Kennedy
23Downing Street CatAndrea Mann
26Manama NaMartin Malcolm
27V/O Downing Street CatAndrea Mann
28Big SocietyCast
29Big Society RebootedLucien Young
30Mr & Mrs PandaTom Johnstone
31VelodromeLaura Evelyn
32Jeremy KyleTom Johnstone
33Ashley Cole V/OBeth Thompson and Oli Rose
34The Fake HustleMikey Jackson
35Supergroup Al Roberts / Daran Johnson
36Paddington ExitsAndrea Mann
37Good Vote, Bad VoteAndrea Mann
38Comic Relief V/OMartin Malcolm
39Crazy GaddafiAl Roberts and Beth Thompson
4012.4 children v/oAndrea Mann
41Zombie!Thomas Smith
42Charlie Sheen CleanLucien Young
43Who Will Buy Weapons?Al Roberts
44V/O MinersMichael Monkhouse
45Snow ProblemLucien Young
46WalfordMartin Malcolm
47GrabbaTom Johnstone

think I got a zombie sketch in? haven't been emailed though

My sketch is out this time, but they're still using me V-O, hoorah!

should I email them to ask if the sketch is mine? or just wait?

Are you named on the running order, Blah? Or is it the title of a sketch with no name?

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