British Comedy Guide

NewsRevue again! Page 54

week 5

We're Getting Married for the Tax BreaksMartin Malcolm
Pope gagJosh Boyd-Rochford
Lack of ClassJoel Soetendrop
Palin Speech NHSOscar Rickett
Robbie Williams Call 1Cast
NSPCCWally McNee
Tony Blairs PicnicColin Stutt
Airport scanner Robin Bailes
Brown Meets MikaNick Afka
Orphan WarsRoss Salvage. Jasmine Jones & Gabby Best
Baffoon Pig / Boris ApologyDavid Salisbury, Jasime Jones, Gabby Best
Nick CleggAngela Pollard, Jasmine Jones
John Terry VoiceoverJohn Random
Riding along in my pope mobileTom Johnstone
Cheryl Cole in Haiti Gabby Best
Grease Medley
Who's least likely Cast
Look at me I'm Nicky CJasmine
You're the one that I want Terry Newman
London Underground Voice over Adam Hall
Family MisfortunesAdam Hall
Robbies second callJasmine Jones
Camerons Fresh Prince Kerry Gooderson
American Idol James Kermack
Tony and Cherie Making DecisionsJenny Roche
Lying PolicemanJulie Spitler
Dancing on IceMartin Baum
AvatarCast
Conservatar Josh Boyd-Rochford
MRSA voiceoverDerek Thompson
Cadbury's ChocolateGabby Best and Jasmine Jones
John Terry SketchCast
Daily Mail Witch Griff Philips
Call Me - Billy piper Griff Phillips & Stuart Cooper
Jordan/Katie Prices fitness video James Kermack
Vern and TessCast
ClarklifeSarah Hutchings and Hils Cooke
Thai curry can preventing cancerDerek Thompson
Robbie's third callGabby Best and Adam Hall
Obama Superstar Terry Newman

Sorry for bumping the wrong thread. Blame those Slaggs.

Laughing out loud I'll close this 'un.

And now it's open again - I closed the wrong one... Apparently.

Are you sure, now, people? Speak now or... you know the drill. ;) :)

now I'm really confused. :)

I just got a bunch of autoreplies to stuff I sent in SEVEN months ago. Thanks guys, any chance of them getting in? Gits.

When is the next run starting by the way? Whistling nnocently

So has anyone got last week's run?

I really need to try to write stuff for this.
I may have to go and see it again soon.

No, I don't think they've sent last week's run.
If they did, I must have deleted it without posting.

I do believe today is the beginning of the new run.

anyway...

NEW RUN - Week 1...

Cabaret Election MedleyMartin Malcolm / Griff Phillips1Cabaret medley
Labour sloganRobin Bailes1Labour party election campaign
Tory Head OfficeCast1Insight into Tory party
Ten Foot FaceMartin Malcolm1Cameron's poster
Haiti Orphan ScamCast Run 801Angelina Jolie and Madonna orphan hunting
Up the GreeksMartin Malcolm1Greek economy
National Bullying Helpline1anti bullying campaign
Church SchoolsMartin Malcolm1Sex education
No PooftersNoel Christopher1Pope's Rules
Riding Alongin My Pope MobileTom Johnston1Pope's wheels
Eastender SpecialGriff Phillips1Eastenders goes live
Cheryl ColeGabby Best1Cheryl's biography self-help
Prince Andrew and Prince Phillip1Prince Andrew knocked over a policeman
Royal Portrait1Royal family portrait
Prince william's hairTerry Newman1Will's gone bald
Lady GagaRosanne Priest1Lady Gagas songs
Airport ScannerRobin Bailes1See through scanners
Harry Potter and the Job Seekers AllowanceMikey Jackson1Daniel Radcliffe goes on teh dole
Percy JacksonMikey Jackson1Percy Jackson the film
Mossad MurderMartin Malcolm1Brown is impressed with Mossad
MadonnaMichael Monkhouse1
BBC RIPMartin Malcolm1BBC 7
Adrian Chiles gagMartin Malcolm1We've ruined the ONE show
Never Voted Tory BeforePeter Wilson1Continuing the slogan campaign
IVFSam Reps1
Old folks Martin Malcolm1Locking old people up for their own good
Force of HellSue Lenier1Alistair and Satan
BNP Cast1BNP application process
Goodness racist meMartin Baum1Peter Sellers with a twist
Torture TroubleMartin Malcolm1David Milliband defends torture
Police Slow1Two policeman in a car
Bankers BonusNoel Christopher1Summer of 69 for bankers
Heating Help1Old ladies on holiday
Social care advertSteve Harvey1Advert rip off
Lost foreign studentsMikey Jackson1foreign office losing students
Piano sceneLuke Toulson1Tom shouts at Peter for acting
Tiger WoodsNoel Christopher1Tiger's back
Vanessa Peroncell1Veronica talks
John Terry LullabyCast Run 801John Terry is MEAN
Winterton1Civil servant talks to MP about travel expenses
Standard ClassLouise Thomas1Who wants to travel cattle class?
Bully BoysMartin Malcolm1Tucker bullies another yr 7
Sarah Palin's NHSOscar Rickett1No Healthy Citizens
Go CompareLuke Toulson1Gordon Brown punches the go compare guy
Tears of a BrownTom Johnston1Gordon's Lament
Tube GagSteve Harvey1Tubes don't work

Mikey you beat me to it!

Got my first ever song in Newsrevue - chuffed :D

Got a gag in, grate!

Well done Michael and other successes.

I might post another of my unsuccessful song attempts in Critique later, as it's not going anywhere with NR. :)

I suspect I've got four in there. Wow!

Correction - 5!

Like buses nothing for years then 5 come along together.

Isn't it good that so many BSGers are getting on the running orders. What makes it so telling is that while the pool of writers has grown it's made it far more tricky getting material in. Perhaps I'm wrong but maybe the BSG has been a very productive way forward in getting writers through the process.

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