Here's hoping fat head Brown nukes france, rapes the queen and bans the BBC the day before. Forcing a complete change in material.
I bet you've already written the sketch and are just waiting to hit send when the event actually happens.
That's exactly what I did, just before killing Michael Jackson. OOPS!
Wasn't a Highlander stylee,
"In there end there can only be one!..Mikey Jackson"
I have written a dozen obsessed comedy writers blows London up with stolen nuke.
There's still that TV producer called Mike Jackson.
And General Mike Jackson.
So there's still quite a few MJs to bump off. 
General Mike Jackson...
I'd think that one through he's mustard.
Here's last weekend's running order. Week 1 of the Summer Run.
Another OneningAndrew Emerson1Welcome song
Indian Call CentreMikey Jackson1Red Indian calls couple at breakfast
Swineflu.comS Hutchins + H Cooke1Moonpig.com parody
Mobile Phone TapTerry Newman1Newsdesk scoop
V/O Waitrose Essentials1Cost cutting for posh people
SupercalorificMarc Blakewill1Fat kids singing about food
Tzar AlanGriff Philips1Alan Sugar addressing his new staff
Flyin' RyanMartin Malcom1Inflight routine on a budget
Bi Boy BlueMartin Malcom1Duncan James admits he's bisexual
Altzheimers CoupleGavin Bevis1Is coffee a cure for Altzheimers
Crack PieGriff Philips1Nigella Lawson's new reciepie
H1N1Terry Newman1Young Mum calls NHS Direct
V/O Gordon RamsayTom Johnstone1Re-naming Ramsay Street
Queen's ExpensesMikey Jackson1Gordon Brown cuts the Queens costs
Putting Down Miss PiggyMikey Jackson1Kermit wants to cull Miss Piggy
Raw HideGary Beard1Gay Pride
Coffee Shop1Frustrated customer in Starbucks
V/O Boris's BikeMartin Malcom1Driver misses Boris Johnson
Undercover at a TabloidRobin Bailes1Looking for a fresh scoop
Harry Potter, Much MilkedMikey Jackson1Obsessed fan at a party
Can't Say ThatMike Blakewill1PC gone wrong
Self HarmMartin Malcom1Teenagers bigging up self harm
Face Book FearMartin Malcom1British official held hostage
V/O Pet AirwaysJohn Kelly1Budgie Airline
Crime FiguresMikey Jackson1Harriet Harman gets some gear
Size ZeroGriff Philips1Models enjoy being sick
David Cameron Gay FriendlyS Hutchins + H Cooke1DC attracting the PINK vote
Posh and BecksMartin Malcom1Becks shows off his new TATs
Hawkin' HunnyM Monkhouse 1Aleasha sings to Stephen Hawking
V/O Sarah Kennedy1Dj's lack of listeners
Conservative Party CandidateMikey Jackson1Dalek wants to join the Conservatives
Queen's Speech1Her Majesty addresses the nation
No Where Like IranKevin Cooke1Iranian tourist board message
Another Opening RepriseM Turnbull + S Grant1
Whoopee! Finally got a sketch on there - so they WERE getting my emails after all!
Congrats. 
Looks like Griff got a few in too.
Which one's yours, sillysausage?
Ah, but, surely that Edinburgh running order isn't set in stone, as they'll require more up to the minute sketches when the time comes.
Isn't that because you desecrated Grey Friars Bobby's monument?
Ooh nice one sir!
Did they have one about Noel Edmonds dying and his grave being guarded by Greyfriar's Blobby?
Well the Edinburgh run starts a week today
Blimey! That crept up fast.
I take it Newsrevue aren't accepting material as they're so near to their Edinburgh stint. Or are they?
Cheers - it was the cure for Alzheimer's one. You can probably imagine the crux of the joke in seconds but I guess I struck the right note. I think I will use the cash from it to put down a deposit on a modest-sized apartment.
Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 10:58 PM BSTLondon show is accepting material, Edinburgh one isn't.
Cheers griff. I sent them an email saying I was interested in submitting and asked about cast and prop limitations but no reply so I was wondering if you kind folks know what restrictions they have? Also is it customary to just send the sketches without asking if you can submit? It's the good little choir boy in me (no dirty jokes please 
that feels I should wait for permission first.
Adam