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Quote: Griff @ October 4 2008, 4:41 PM BST

Writer's meeting is October 11th. Sadly I can't make that, as would like to have a beer with you Mikey. Worse still, Sooty CAN make it, so you will be meeting him I believe.

No running order here either.

Arghh, I can't make it that day either.
I have a big birthday bash on the 18th October (my 40th - can't believe I'm that old - shit!) which is costing a bit (DJ, food etc) so my budget is smashed.

Hopefully, I'll come to the NEXT one after that.

Would be great to have a beer or six. :P

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I thought you were about 25.

That's what everyone says.
I've been lucky.

I can still go to nightclubs and get away with pulling young tarts lol :P

Mind you, I'm now starting to get laughter lines under my eyes and the grey hairs are a-coming. 9so I regularly die my hair)

The piccie in my avatar was taken in 2006.

When I was in my 20's, a wise woman I knew told me to use moisturiser.
Now this was before Nivea For Men range existed, so I was often called a gaylord for using it, but it paid off in the end.

If I'm the only sod there I expect NR to fund me 3 pints

Hopefully, if the next meeting isn't TOO close to Xmas, I'll come next time.

Yes! Moisturiser is so important!

Men don't get that. Angry

I thought Mikey was much younger too!
I'm from the school of 'if you're going to age, then no amount of moisturiser can save you'.

Ahh. The school of idiots! (wrinkly ones)

Well my old man's 62 and he looks 52. Has he ever moisturised? No!

Have I? Yes, but that's not for it's anti-aging qualities. It's for reasons I'd rather not discuss online!

*thinks hard of reasons...*

I got my NR cheque today. :)
Anyone else get theirs.
I can buy some more moisturiser now. :P

Yes. And my bosses can rest easy, safe in the knowledge that a letter of resignation is not imminent.

I might frame it.

I got mine, I'm now packing in my day job.

And becoming a full time homeless, shouty tramp.

I'll never get how they do the sums.

Ah, sootyj, we don't do it for the money. We do it for the chicks.

Being as you've never been to London, does News Revue have a harem in your part of the UK?

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