NewsRevue again! Page 17

I think they used half of a Palin sketch of mine.

The one with the "Gun in every Clunge" line.

But a song tops that, so I am indeed your bitch oh majesty.

Hey, I inspired that sketch. I'm claiming a quarter of that.

No you ruddy didn't!

Is this what we are reduced to? Scrabbling amongst the offcuts and rubbish from the running order?

I ruddy did.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/9014

In other news, I sent that Sarah Palin fake bikini 'n' gun pic to one of my workmates the other day. He keeps opening it up and looking at it.

Hmm some degree of isnpiration, but that was the line they cut!

Hey! I thought everyone was gonna do a mass suicide!

Lucky I didn't put my head in the gas oven last night. (gentle punch on shoulder) You guys!

Mmm, fried fish.

Quote: Griff @ September 12 2008, 1:45 PM BST

Ah, I'm immune to the vagaries of NewsRevue by now. Sometimes I have good runs, sometimes not. Anyway, it's just a background thing - there's other fish to be frying for all of us.

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Oh, but of course. NR and Treason aren't "my whole life."

I've got tonnes of projects on the go at the moment.

I've submitted my one hour drama entry to Red Planet.

I'm currently writing a film screenplay for the Rise contest.

And I'm working on some dramas and comedies too.

I was writing a novel, but that's shelved for a while.

Is everyone here like me? I tend to work on something for a while, get inspiration for something else, write that, then go back to the original project.

Nah, I think that's just you.

Quote: Mikey J @ September 12 2008, 2:35 PM BST

Oh, but of course. NR and Treason aren't "my whole life."

I've got tonnes of projects on the go at the moment.

I've submitted my one hour drama entry to Red Planet.

I'm currently writing a film screenplay for the Rise contest.

And I'm working on some dramas and comedies too.

I was writing a novel, but that's shelved for a while.

Is everyone here like me? I tend to work on something for a while, get inspiration for something else, write that, then go back to the original project.

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I'm trying to outstare a gull, it's taken me all morning but I'll win.

Here that gull, you're going down!

That was me, she's my fiancee now.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 12 2008, 2:45 PM BST

Nah, I think that's just you.

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Ah. Thought so.

Can someone else put up the running order, as I am in an internet cafe and can't open it.

Will forward it on if need be.

NR Running Order
Run Number:Run 70Date:11/09/2008
Week Number:1
Directorara Pascoe
MD:Chris Peake
Cast:Nick Helm, Caroline Mabey, Ciaran McConville, Nicola Redman
WriterTitleGagSketchSongRunDescription
John Langford1Fears of a Town, Boris J1BJ sings tears of a clown
ollie birch2Jonathon Ross Film show1run down of films, facebook the movie, the duchess and rock and rolla
John Langford3Big Brother1This aint telly, its big bro
Cast:4big bro runner #11Serious drama - ornithology
Stuart Beale5J.K. Rowling's new book1Richard and Judy interview Rowling
Cast:6Hilary1Bill Clinton sings to Hilary about Housework
Stuart Beale7Morgan Freeman self narrates1break up between Morgan and his wife
Gordon Robertson8Queen on Smack1prince harry asks the queen for coke
Cast:9Hamlet vs Hamlet vs Predator1Law and Tennant have a hamlet off
ollie birch10Bearhats1Dicussion of how to clad the heads of guards without using bear fur
Cast:11big bro runner #21Serious drama - vegetarian eats lasagna just to be polite
Sarah Hutchings + Hil Cooke12Madonna: Old1madonna has a sing about losing her looks
?13obama and Mcain1Are they just saying the same thing?
Vanessa Hammick14Sarah Palin beauty Pageant1mccain chooses SP in pageant
Terry Newman15Report not from New Orleans1weather report
Cast:16Gordon Brown Sex Primeminister1GB is sexy in private
Cast:17BB #31sexual tension at the dinner table
Cast:18gary glitter finger on the pulse1gary glitter's back! Did anyone notice?
Mikey J19Pulling out of georgia1Applying the withdrawal method to international politics
Cast:20Quantum of Solace1Amy Winehouse sings her bond theme accapella
Cast:21dark knight conversation1chat about success of dark knight
cariad lloyd22Richard and Judy Domestic Violence1Richard Madeley talking ignorantly, as usual
Cast:23Dragons Den celebrity1god, beckham, livingstone and johnson all pitch ideas to the dragons
Steve Mould24Quantum Leap Bush1Bush apologises and then leaps
Cast:25Polite Weather1weather and travel report with flirtation
Sarah Hutchings + Hil Cooke26sarah Palin tries to be funny1SP does some jokes
Nick Helm27Maggie May1idea from the writers meeting to do maggie may about thatcher.
Cast:28Dark mouse1v/o about danger mouse
Monster Crunch29Terry Newman1song about credit crunch in a creepy way
cariad lloyd30Helen Mirren on R and JRichard seems to think date rape is funny...
Cast:31dark banana man1v/o about banana man the mike leigh film...i would probably watch it
Charlotte Workman32Sex Clinic1david duchovony sings the song from cheers about playing with his winkle
Sara Pascoe33Sarah palin Pro-choice1Sarah Palin doesn't approve of abortion, except in extreme circumstances!
Cast:34Dark Dennis1V/O about Dennis the menace in the style of dark knight.
Cast:35quantum of solace the reprise1same song, higher production values

Hail to our new monarch MikeyJ! The only one of us to get anything in it would appear, did some one poo on the stage at the meeting?