It was only 10. You did an ace song, where I got about one rhyme in.
And I wrote a sketch with John McCaine getting the horn from Horlix.
Hah Bandage dont'cha wish you were in our clique?
This is just like mean girls.
NewsRevue again! Page 13
Cheers.
I'm in a clique of my own, sootyj. We had a boss meeting today. It was me, and, er, well, me. But I was sparkling company, and the funniest there by a country mile.
Quote: Griff @ August 30 2008, 11:40 PM BSTIt was very social.
No. writers hate each other.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 30 2008, 11:44 PM BSTCheers.
I'm in a clique of my own, sootyj. We had a boss meeting today. It was me, and, er, well, me. But I was sparking company, and the funniest there by a country mile.
Did you get drunk book into a Travel Lodge and have a wank?
Before not calling yourself and crying?
Quote: Marc P @ August 30 2008, 11:45 PM BSTNo. writers hate each other.
We got on, so I guess we're not writers.
Albeit we did only really talk about writing.
Sounds like you had a good laugh.
I'll have to come next time. 
Quote: Mikey J @ August 30 2008, 1:08 AM BSTCool.
Have u posted your 2 sketches in Critique so that we can read them?
I've put the one they used for a few weeks up in Critique now.
Just read it. Good sketch. And congrats for it being repeated 3 times.
There you go.
Running order for this weekend's show.
Sorry about the formatting.
I copied the text straight from their spreadsheet.
How does sootyj make it neater when he pastes it in?
Why oh WHY do NewsRevue put it in a spreadsheet anyway???? 
Run Number:Run 69Date: 04/09/2008
Week Number:7
Director:Jo Bowis
MD:Mike Turnbull
Cast:Rob Witcomb, Marting Richardson, Suzanna Kempner, Charlotte Workman
WriterTitle
Terry Newman1Bloody Houses
Timothy Smith2Philip and Broccolli
joel Soetendorp3Reflective Policing
Sarah Hutchings & Hil Cooke4Credit Crunch
Mikey J5Pulling out of Georgia
Ross Salvage6Quickie Gas Sketch
Jess Fostekew7Gordon's defeated speech
Julie Spitler8George Bush's Way
Mike and Tanya Tier9Iraq Star
John Langford10Who gives a f**k' Card
Griff Phillips11Queen on smack
Terry Newman12Hideous SJP experiment
John Langford13Big Brother
Chris Forshaw14Boris at the olympics
joel Soetendorp15Bravo Poo Zero
Jo Bowis16Chambers
Cast:17Summertime
Terry Newman18Knife Shock Tactics
Sarah Hutchings & Hil Cooke19Gordys U Turn
Gordon Robertson20Blyton 3
Sarah Hutchings & Hil Cooke21We've kept Henley Tory
Terry Newman22Heath Ledger
Stuart Beale23Daniel Craig thinks he's a spy
Martin Malcom24Glitter 2
Suz Kempner25Arson one liner
Gary Beard26Thoroughly modern Millie
Chris Forshaw27HIV levels
David Salisbury28Mervyn Kings Canoe
Gordan Robertson29Frankenstein 2
Cast:30Final Countdown
James Kibbey31Alternative Olympics
Terry Newman32Sarkozy Frog
joel Soetendorp33Pope Driving Test
Terry Newman34Radovan news quicky
Nick Afka35ABC
Nick Afka36Blame it on the Hoodies
joel Soetendorp37Miller-Bomb
Martin Malcolm38Storm Warning
Derek Thompson39Maggies Memory
Martin Malcom40X-Factor V/O
Noel Christopher41The David C Code
Jo Bowis42Jordan and Jodie Ping Pong
joel Soetendorp43New Iraq
John Langford44Withering Votes
John Ramsay45Mrs Doyle
Mikey J46Don't mention the war
Dan Wright47Glitter gag
joel Soetendorp48GM
Gary Bainbridge49Surgeon
Martin Malcolm50You are what you eat
Mikey J51Ramsay Rant
Jo Bowis52Four Yorkshiremen
John Langford53SOS
Cast:54Abba Medley
The Palin Frankenstein one was mine.
I'm not one for boasting, but.
I got Palin, I got Palin la la la! I got Palin!
Kudos to Griff and Mike yours got noticably big laughs and applause.
But I got Palin.
Sootyj 1 rest of the world nil.
Does this mean I can ask her out now?
Quote: sootyj @ September 5 2008, 12:45 AM BSTThe Palin Frankenstein one was mine.
I'm not one for boasting, but.
I got Palin, I got Palin la la la! I got Palin!
But I got Palin.
Sootyj 1 rest of the world nil.
Does this mean I can ask her out now?
Congrats.
I couldn't think of anything to write about her.
Mind you, I've been a bit busy working on other projects lately.
And yes, ask her out if you must. 
She don't float my boat really.
Kudos to Griff and Mike yours got noticably big laughs and applause.
Luvverleeee.
I will have to take a trip up to London one weekend and see the show myself.
It would be soooo cool to see audience reaction to my own creations.
Yeah, I'll definiely do that.
Every now and then I visit London to satisy my lust of pubbing 'n' clubbing 'n' debauchery.
I'm due a alcohol/drugs/sex fest, in no particular order! 
Maybe I'll tie it in with the next NewsRevue writer's meeting.
I assume they have such a meeting on every change of run/director/performers.
Oh right.
I guess I'll see all you lot in 6 months then.
Was that the Edinburgh show?
Quote: Griff @ September 9 2008, 11:01 PM BSTJust been to see NewsRevue at the Royal Academy of Music. Wow, I can now say I've had my songs performed at the RAM! Anyway, the NR performers were terrific as usual and it was a fab evening.
Chatting to some of the NR crew in the bar, it seems last week was a record week for submissions, with 150 having been sent in. Wow! I sent two. I guess sootyj sent at least 50?
Last week i think I sent 8. Mainly caused by sexualised anger aimed at Sarah Palin. Still got one new and 7 over all.
Why on Earth would you send loads of sketches into the last week of a run?
Quote: Griff @ September 5 2008, 2:15 PM BSTNo - NR writers meetings are traditionally every six months, although they may become more frequent. But I don't think it'll be as often as once per run.
Back in the good old days the meetings were weekly. It was a good social - and many comedy partnerships were formed because of them. It's a real shame they stopped.