Int. Unknown location
Johnno (32) is looking into the camera. He is a rather dimwitted individual.
Johnno: I really love my job. It's the best job in the world. I've worked here for 7 years now, y'know.
Interviewer: (O.O.V) But you don't work, do you? You're in prison for the brutal murder of 8 women.
Johnno: Aye.
Ends