My final topical sketch of the week! I've sent it to NR
Int. Pub
Amy Winehouse is sat at a table drinking a pint. Britney Spears enters with a can of Red Bull.
Britney: Hi Amy
Britney sits down next to Amy.
Amy: Mornin’ Britney. What you up to?
Britney: Well, I've been thinking about what Heath Ledger did. Could that happen with us?
Amy: What? Make a female version of Brokeback Mountain?
Britney: Yeah. We could call it ‘Smoke, Crack, Mounting'.
Amy: You don't think it’d look like a cheap stunt do you?
Britnet: Cheap?! How dare you?! The last thing around here that is cheap is my-
Amy: No! No! I said "Stunt"!
Britney: Oh. So, are you up for it?
Amy: Well, I'm supposed to be going straight. This is literally the opposite of that.
Britney: But we need to keep in the public eye.
Amy: I guess so, but there’s just one thing holding me back.
Britney: What is it?
Amy: Well that song you did a few years ago. Its making me have second thoughts.
Britney: What d'you mean?
Amy: Well, are the rumours true? Are you 'Toxic'?
Britney: No! My minky is most definitely not stinky!
Amy: Ok, well I’m game. I’m quite looking forward to it now.
Britney: Me too! Are you going to ‘Hit me baby one more time’ in the film?
Amy: Not exactly, but there will be a fist involved.
ENDS