Just thought of this as I was nodding off last night. Let me know what you think.
PETER CROUCH IS IN THE ENGLAND CHANGING ROOM WITH THE TEAM PHYSIO, CROUCH HAS JUST BEEN RED CARDED.
(CROUCH IS SITTING DOWN WITH HEAD IN HANDS)
Crouch
That was never a red card! Cheating Portuguese Git!
Physio
Peter, it was a 2 footed tackle, what did you expect?
Crouch
I suppose you right but all that rolling around on the floor didn't help. As soon as the tackle went in I knew it was going to be a red card.
Physio
He did look like he was in pain though.
Crouch
And, did you hear them bastards shouting, Freak!, Waste of space!, lanky streak of piss!I mean, what gives them the right to do that?
Physio
Its only expected Peter, they pay 40 pound a ticket each week and pay your wages.
Crouch
I wasn't talking about the fans.
Physio
Who your talking about then?
Crouch
Mum and Dad.
