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Air Jaws, Great Whites kick ass. I'd win in a fist fight though.

Only because they don't have hands to make fists,

Hey I dont make the rules ;)

Quote: sootyj @ February 4, 2008, 5:37 PM

As it is patently ridiculous that Peter Haine would be able to spare time from accepting huge bribes from dodgy think tanks, to hunt down carrion for hungry MPs.

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Quote: catskillz @ February 4, 2008, 3:42 AM

My Great Auntie, who died a couple of years ago, never did the lottery, but, every week, she would write down her own 6 numbers, and watch the draw, just for fun. Of course, one week, when my mum was visiting her, wouldn't you know it, all 6 of the f**kers came up!!!!!

I'm guessing she killed herself.

Quote: Gavin @ February 4, 2008, 6:22 PM

Air Jaws, Great Whites kick ass.

I got a stiffy when I watched that bit from Planet Earth. Phwoar the beauty of nature's violence Lovey

You're a kinky, freaky bastard, aren't you?

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'I speak the truth without fear of the consequences'-Chris Langham

Quote: Gavin @ February 4, 2008, 5:57 PM

Panda's want to be extinct.

Well I never knew that.

Quote: Charley @ February 4, 2008, 12:37 PM

Daughters are more likely to live a 50 mile radius from their mothers vaginas, than sons are.

You haven't got any daughters. And from whjat I've heard your sons could move 100 miles away from you and still be within 50 miles of your vag.

Quote: zooo @ February 4, 2008, 4:52 PM

Dogs can't look up.

What - words in a dictionary?

Quote: David Chapman @ February 4, 2008, 9:05 PM

You haven't got any daughters. And from whjat I've heard your sons could move 100 miles away from you and still be within 50 miles of your vag.

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McDonalds sells over 1 million burgers worldwide every year!

Spice Girls in Swahili means 'If you ever sing again I'll shit in your mouth.' Little known fact.

"Shower" in French (well, in France at very least) means "I shall now go and bathe in garlic".

True story.

Arsenal's sponsorship deal with Sega caused problems whenever they appeared on Italian TV, sega being an Italian derivative of w-nker.

Quote: Barbs @ February 4, 2008, 11:52 PM

Arsenal's sponsorship deal with Sega caused problems whenever they appeared on Italian TV, sega being an Italian derivative of w-nker.

Is that because kids with these games consoles could only play with themselves?

And Brighton & Hove Albion used to be sponsored by Nobo.

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