Whats yellow and swings through a sweet shop, Tarzipan!
Any one got one worse?
Worst joke in the world?
David Chapman.
Andrea Dworkin.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kangeroop.
Kangeroop who? (sounds like kageroo poo if you think about it)
Ha ha, you don't see much of that in England.
How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan? Take away their brooms.
Oi bad jokes only ! That one's genius.
Quote: sootyj @ February 3, 2008, 10:50 PMOi bad jokes only ! That one's genius.
It took me about 5 minutes to get it.
I swear 90% of comedy must be completely wasted on me.
How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan
Why don't cats shave?
Cos 9 out of 10 prefer whiskers.
What's green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe bogies.
Why do elephants paint their balls red, so they can hide in the trees and pretend their cherrys
Whats the loudest sound in the jungle, giraffes eating cherrys.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Because it disrespected its family
Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. A fish.
The local ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.
Police say that he topped himself.
2 bald cats got on a bus and tried sneaking up stairs without paying.
The conductor finally caught up with them and yelled 'Hey, where's your fur...'.
2 bald cats got on a bus and tried sneaking up stairs without paying.
The conductor finally caught up with them and yelled 'Hey, where's your fur...'.