GARY GLITTER:
So lads what's the oldest you've ever had?
JOHNATHAN KING:
Well that would be about 14 years old
MICHAEL JACKSON:
Well for me the oldest would be about 11. Oooohhh whhoooooo
GARY GLITTER:
Well I'd have to say 7
CHRIS LANGHAM:
Personally I deny that I've ever drunk any vintage malt whisky, and only looked at it for research purposes.
Ah, now thats a topical sketch!
Very good Rob. Spaces between the lines would be nice. 
Glad to see controversy rearing it's ugly head again!
And a decent sketch, the Chris Langham punch is an enviable work of dark genius
Oh God, here we go again.
Good sketch though.
Very good - as someone said, the formatting would improve the look. 