Trying to make me goto rehab

TRYING TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB

TWO PFEIZZER SCIENTISTS (JEN AND DEN) ARE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER JEN HAS A TRAY OF TABLETS, DEN HAS A SIGN READING FREE DRUGS.

JEN
Ever since Pfeizzer got fined 7 billion dollars, for killing all those Nigerians with untested medicines, we’ve been stuck doing our testing here.

PETE DOCHERTY WALKS ON

PETE
I’m Pete Docherty tortured song writer, and voice of a generation, give me some drugs.

PETE GRABS SOME PILLS AND DROPS DEAD

AMY WINEHOUSE WALKS ON,

AMY
They try to make me go to rehab, and I more, more drugs.

GRABS SOME PILLS AND DROPS DEAD

JEN
Genius testing drugs outside the priory, what are we testing?
DENAnti depressants

JEN
What do they contain?

DENCyanide.

JENWell they look quite happy, hey it’s Robbie Williams, Robbie over here we’ve got something that’ll make you forget Take That beating you in the charts., you’ll be seeing Angels soon enough

a golden olide I'm considering resubmitting

That's not a bad sketch Sooty - nice and short and acerbic how I like it. Needs tidying up though, it's a bit scruffy.

I don't know if you saw the C4 pilot of The Kevin Bishop Show last year but there was a very similar Amy Winehouse gag done to your "No, No. No!" one. They also did a Pete Docherty / Kate Moss sketch which was a brill parody of the famous Morecambe and Wise Breakfast "Stripper" routine.

Link here if you're interested: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wjl2KJ_gSnc

thanks yeh i like my skits like my sandwiches, many layers and a lot of mustard

didn't see the kevin bishop show will look out

but like george bush she's a comedy gift

jsut glad to see some comments on something other than you know what