Huge Buzz and Confusion

I'm sure you've all seen fake designer perfumes in the past. Made up names that sound like the original designer name, intended to fool the buyer. Stuff like 'Ralph Laurenzo' instead of Ralph Lauren.'Sergio-Giorgini' instead of Giorgio Armani...etc.

Anyway, I was in a £1 shop today to get 20 rolls of sellotape for £1, and I saw some fake perfumes that were too funny, I couldn't resist.

Who needs Hugo Boss..

...when you can have..

Forget Contradiction by Calvin Klein...

For just £1 you can have...

That's my Valentines gifts sorted for this year.

I bet they turn your Mrs' skin purple or something.

haha theyre amazing! you should test them out and then sue the company if they like turn you inside out or something-surely they must make millions selling such amazing copies as that!?

Yeah but I bet they smell exactly the same as the originals.
They make the originals so expensive as if there's some really complex secret to producing them.
Just put some rose petals in a jar of water - that's what I used to get my mum. Dunno if she genuinely loved it.