An idea I just had and sent off to NewsRevue. I tried to get as much innuendo in as I could as I hear they like that!
Int. Tony Blair’s Front Room
Tony is at a table writing some paperwork. Cherie enters with a cup of tea.
Cherie: What are you working on, Tony?
Tony: Oh just some paperwork for my role in the Mid East Quartet Envoy.
Cherie: Ah right. So, are you going to be playing lead or rhythm?
Tony: No, no. It’s not that sort of quartet. It’s to do with solving the middle east crisis. No strumming at all.
Cherie: That’s a shame. (SITS DOWN) I do love it when you start a strumming.
Tony starts looking at his paperwork in frustration.
Tony: Where do I start though. It’s such a task
Cherie: Start with the G-string. See if it needs loosening (WINKS AT TONY)
Tony: Cherie, please. I’m very busy. I haven’t made any speeches for some time. I need to nail my technique.
Cherie: Well, if you want to hit the right notes then it’s best to practise your fingering technique. (WINKS AT TONY)
Tony: CHERIE! I’m not playing the guitar, so PLEASE stop all this childish innuendo.
Cherie: Oh I get it. You want me to...
Tony: Yes! Go and play your own little guitar solo!
ENDS
