Did you get that at argos too?
If you possessed an invisibility suit... Page 2
Frostyboy.
There is no harm in a rape joke. Not like we are real rapists who would realy rape a real person for real. It is just fantasy! 
Quote: frostyboy @ February 1, 2008, 10:25 PMMaybe GILF too?
My rape jokes?
Your moral compass? Page 767.
Quote: frostyboy @ February 1, 2008, 10:35 PMDoes anyone dare me to post my rape jokes?
You could try sticking it in without permission.
Dare dare double dare, rape you in the smelly arey-are if you dont!!!
Quote: frostyboy @ February 1, 2008, 10:42 PMHere goes:
Q. What's the best way to irritate a rapist whilst he is doing his "work"?
A. Shout loudly:"This is consensual sex!"
Ok! Now give us a funny one.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Cos 7 raped 9
The government has decided to legalise gang rape, apparently studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy it.
Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ February 2, 2008, 3:13 PMThe government has decided to legalise gang rape, apparently studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy it.
I'm afraid that is very funny.
Quote: frostyboy @ February 2, 2008, 3:23 PMIf the morality of this forum sinks any lower, then Chris Langham will probably be tempted to become a member.
There's at least one fatal flaw with that.
Quote: frostyboy @ February 1, 2008, 10:42 PMHere goes:
Q. What's the best way to irritate a rapist whilst he is doing his "work"?
A. Shout loudly:"This is consensual sex!"
Not bad. Not as risqué as we'd been led to expect though!
Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ February 2, 2008, 3:13 PMThe government has decided to legalise gang rape, apparently studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy it.
Is that your joke Charles? It made me laugh (is that wrong?)
Funny enough, I was in a club about five years ago when a photographer asked me the very same question. It was gone two and I was well into my cups. For the life of me, put on the spot, I couldn't think of anything funny to say. I gave him an off the cuff quote anyway.
Two weeks later, a DJ friend asked me what I was doing in Mix Mag.
http://s77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/david_bussell/?action=view¤t=MIXMAG.jpg
It's not the greatest scan but you should be able to make me out middle left. I'm the sweaty freak with the horse face. And that caption? The answer to the invisibility question?
"Rampage around the bar."
The shame of it all.