You could earn more by robbing a bank?
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Yeah, but that's not exactly legal.
Yeah, well, a lot of stuff isn't legal, but it doesn't stop people doing it...
(If you do end up robbing a bank, I had nothing to do with this! *hides* )
Yeah, but I'm not a crook! And I'd like to be able to spend that cash without fearing that the cops will burst in at any moment! 
Okay... You've got a point... Maybe you could get some stupid people to do it, and then trade some bubblegum for the money. Tell them the gum's worth a lot... Then everyone's happy! (okay, I know that plan'll never work)
Become famous.
Hmmm...
So, Mana, do you like bubble gum?
Depends...
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