Perhaps this has been done before. I don't know.
Int. Flat
Francois, a drug dealer, is sat on his luxury sofa. Opposite him sits Johnny. Johnny is visibly anxious and wringing his hands.
Francois: So, Johnny, I thought you'd gone clean. Yet, here you are back for another hit.
Johnny: It's my nerves man. I'm on stage tonight in front of 2,000 people and I need some. Jesus, I need some.
Francois: Ok, ok. I've got a couple of brands for you to choose from. Look
Francois nods to the corner of the room. The camera pans over and standing there is Marilyn Monroe and Audery Hepburn.
Francois: (O.O.V) So, which heroine?