British Comedy Guide

Ever Met Anyone Famous?

Just another quick sketch. Let me know what you think?

CLIVE AND SARAH ARE AT THE BAR TALKING TO EACH OTHER. THEY HAVE BEEN DATING FOR 6 MONTHS.

Clive
Hey, Sarah, have you ever met anyone famous?

Sarah
Erm...... I once saw Duncan from Blue get out of a taxi.

Clive
I said famous (LAUGHS)

Sarah
Well, I saw Callum Best and Bianca Gascoigne in the same night.

Clive
No, there nobodies, by famous I mean people who inspire you, people who inspire a whole generation, people who make a difference, people who leave a mark on society. People like Mother Theresa, Mohammed Ali, Winston Churchill, The Pope. Not people who spend every living day trying to get in Heat or OK. (LAUGHS)

Sarah
I suppose I'd have to say no then Clive. How about you? You ever met anyone famous?

Clive
(SMILES) I once saw Nadia from Big Brother in a gay bar,(PAUSES)twice.

Sarah
Clive, what were you doing in a gay bar?

Clive
(LOOKS DOWN AT FLOOR AND THEN TAKES A DRINK FROM HIS BOTTLE, PUTS DOWN HIS DRINK AND LEAVES SARAH, CAMERA CUTS TO SARAH WHO LOOKS CONFUSED)

Well it worked for me PC

However just for added 'oops I shouldn't of said that' I'd of put

Sarah
I suppose I'd have to say no then Clive. How about you? You ever met anyone famous?

Clive
(SMILES) I met Nadia from Big Brother in a gay bar (PAUSE) twice.

Sarah
Clive, what were you doing in a gay bar?

Clive

(LOOKS DOWN AT FLOOR AND THEN TAKES A DRINK FROM HIS BOTTLE, PUTS DOWN HIS DRINK AND LEAVES SARAH, CAMERA CUTS TO SARAH WHO LOOKS CONFUSED)

THE END

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