My third "Bad Dad" sketch with these two characters, what do you think?
BRIAN AND CRAIG ARE SITTING IN THEIR FRONT ROOM TALKING ABOUT RELIGION.
Craig
Dad, are you coming to service today?
Brian
No,son
Craig
Why? Mum is always telling us that religion is important, she'll be in a mood with you.
Brian
Yes and religion is important son. It's important you go, we don't want to upset the "big man" now do we?
Craig
But if you don't go you'll upset God, plus you'll upset Mum, you will not hear the end of it if you don't turn up. Please Dad, just come, I know for sure you'll enjoy it.
Brian
How do you know I'll enjoy it son? You know nothing.
(SMIRKS)
Craig
What do you mean?
Brian
Well for starters, you think the "big man" exists, and you think he made a blind man see, what did you reckon he was, a f**king optician! (LAUGHS)
(CAMERA CUTS TO CRAIG WHO RUNS UPSTAIRS, LOOKING UPSET)